Month: April 2012

 adult msg free,….

Old Man 1: My hands shake so badly, that I always cut my face while shaving.
Old Man 2: That’s nothing. While pissing yesterday, I masturbated twice!

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Teacher: “Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people’s lives?”

Little Johnny: Drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king.

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Santa came to bed with Cetrizine, Gelusil, Aspirin & water.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: It’s for your cold, acidity & headache.
Jeeto: But I don’t have any of them.
Santa: Fine, then let’s make love.

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Why do nursing homes give Viagra to their male patients? To keep them from rolling out of bed.

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Boy: Sweetheart, I Have Two Tickets Of English Movie. Wanna Come?
Girl: Which Movie?
Boy: `Condom Of Shailesh`.
Girl: You Idiot, it`s `Quantum Of Solace.`

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Pappu comes 2 his class with broken spectacles.
Teacher: What happened?
Pappu: I was kissing my girlfriend.
Teacher: But how did your spectacles break?
Pappu: She closed her legs

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Girl: What do u prefer? Breasts or Legs?
Santa: Pussy!
Girl slapped Santa & said, “This is not a whorehouse, this is a KFC counter.”

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Gal:I’m like radio,my mouth speaker,my left breast-tuner,right volume.
Man:Can I try?(touches breast)-no sound.
Girl:U ven’t plugged in yet!

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A man was lost on an island. He cut a tree and decided to make a boat. Suddenly he saw a girl and he used the tree for making bed.
Moral:A hole can change your goal.

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Teacher 2 girl: Which part of the body expands 5 times its normal size?
Girl: I can’t answer this one, I feel embarrassed.
Same question to a boy.
Boy: Pupil of Human Eye.