Urdu SMS

 Shohar Biwi Jokes in Urdu

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 zindagi main sada muskurate…..

zindagi main sada muskurate
zindagi main sada muskurate raho fasile kam karo dil milate raho.dard kaisa bhi ho koi gham na karo.rat kali sahi ankh nam na karo.ik sitara bno jagmagate raho

 Ik tabasum……

Ik tabasum honto pay raksa hai
Ik tabasum honto pay raksa hai
Koshish hai gam chopane ki
Mere ahbaab samajte hai
Mujhe adat hai muskarane ki

 jawab…..

mangta hoon to deti nahi
mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka

 tum ho tu……

tum ho tu ham hain,ham hai
tum ho tu ham hain,ham hai tu jaha hai warna kuch be nahi,coz there is no end 2 love

 dosti ko….

dosti ko pluse karo,doshmani
dosti ko pluse karo,doshmani ko minus karo,khosi ko multiply karo and ghamo ko divide karo.kyia pata kal ho na ho and love ko enjoy karo

 yaadon kaay haqdar……

ujay chanay walay kam naa hoon gaay
tujay chanay walay kam naa hoon gaay
waqat kaay sath shahid hum naa hoongaay
chahay kisi ko kitna b pyar deyna
lekin teri yaadon kaay haqdar sierf hum hoon gaay

 kisi naay dil….

kisi naay dil ko isqadar choo
kisi naay dil ko isqadar choo leya kay hum kisi aur ko choo naa sakay
hum tuu chaly taay dost banany aap tuu dil ki dharkan ban gaye..

 dosti kaa yeh paigham….

dosti kaa yeh paigham aap kaay naam
dosti kaa yeh paigham aap kaay naam
zindagi ki her shaam aap kaay naam
iss safar mein hamsafar hai hum dono
iss dosti ko nibhana hai aap kaa kaam

 tabah kiya…..

Haseeno ne haseen banke gunah,
Haseeno ne haseen banke gunah Kiya,
auronko to theek, humko bhi tabah kiya
pesh kiya gazhlon mein jab unki bewafaiee ko,
auron ne to theek unhone bhi WAH WAH kiya ..