Day: April 5, 2012

 funny hindi sms

jo asaani se mile wo hai gum,

jo mushkil se miloe wo hai paisa,

jo kisi kisi ko mile wo hai pyaar,

jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai ‘APUN KA SMS’

 punjabi sms

Ek Amli Te Ek Janani Bus Ch Chadh De Han

Bus Puri Tra Full Hundi A Amli Aapne Nal Bhang Le Ke Aaya C Te Janani Ik Bag.

Bus Full Hon Karke Oh Bhang Te Bag Taki Kol Rakh Dende Han.

Conductor Aanda Hai, Te Amli Nu Kehenda Hai, “Oye Eh Bhang-Phosdha Keehda Aa”.

Amli Jabab Denda Hai, Jee Bhang Ta Meri A Phosdha Eh Bibi Da Wa.

 santabanta hindi sms

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 santa banta hindi sms

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 hindi jokes for kids

Bacha: mai ne hathi k samNe 12 kele rakhe usne 11 khaye ek q Nhi khaya?

Admi: hathi ka pet bhr gya hoga

Bacha: nhi 12wa kela plastic ka tha

Bacha: Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kele rakhe to usne ek bhi nhi khaya q?
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Admi: sare kele plastic k honge
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Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha.
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Bacha: pr ab kele bhi asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya.
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admi: kyu?

Bacha: kele tv main the…
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Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kele dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.
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Admi: kiun bhai??
??
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Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the…

 good night hindi sms

Kitne Khusnaseeb hai hum jo hamein sapne lene k liye

ye pyari si raat mili

ye chand, ye tare mile or sapno ki saugat mili.

Is pyari si raat ko yun hi jaag k na gawan dena.

Kya pata sapne lene k liye ye raatein kitne janmo baad mili.

So don”t waste ur time and go to bed… sweet dreams good night.

 friendship sms in hindi

Sabne Kaha Dosti ek dard hai,

Humne kaha dard kabul hai,

sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge,

humne kaha teri dosti ke sath marna kabul hai…

 best hindi sms

Jindagi ke haseen mod pe, is se behtar mauka kahan?

Ki hum sab kuch bhool kar, Internet pe mil rahe yahaan!

Shayad isi liye hum raat ko jaag, subah soyaa kar rahe…

Ki jinse mile hi nahin, unse milne ki sapne dekh rahe.

 love hindi sms

Subah likhenge saam likhenge,

Haale dil tamam likhenge….

Wo kalam bhi diwani ho jayegi,

jisse tera naam likhenge

 hindi love sms

Hum chor chuke hain kabhi ke tujko,

Yug beet gaya jaise dekhe hue tujko,

Sach jo poochiye to yeh hai ki…

AB tak na nikaal sake dil se TUJKO.