Woman jokes

 Have A Fight With Your Wife, Once Every Month – BENEFITS

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 Man God Jokes In English

Man said to God – Why did you make ladies so lovely?

God said to man – So that you will love them.

Man said to God – But why did you make them so stupid?

God said to man – So that they will love you. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Married Jokes in Hindi – New Married Couple Jokes

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 Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi

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 adult sms text messages

Woman: I had Sex wid only 4 boyz in my entire life and U had it wid 16 Girls, still, Everybody Calls me a SLUT and Cal u a REAL MAN,

A Winner?
Why?

Man: It’s because,

when a Lock is Opened by many Keys,
it Becomes a BAD LOCK.

But when a Key Opens many Locks,
it becomes a MASTER KEY.

 Woman jokes

While reading a newspaper, Walter came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was noted for his IQ.

“I’ll never understand,” he said to his wife, “why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives.”

His wife replied, “Why, thank you, dear.”