Whatsapp Funny Jokes

आज रोड पे पड़े कचरे को उठाकर डस्टबिन में डाला..
तो बगल में खड़े दो लोग ताली बजाने लगे।
दिल को बहुत अच्छा लगा……….😊😊😊
बाद में पता चला कि
साले तम्बाकू रगड़ रहे थे। 😏😡

 Shayari For Friendship In Hindi

दिल में तुम्हारे अपनी कमी छोड जाऐंगे,

आँखों में इंतज़ार की लकीर छोड जाऐंगे,

याद रखना मुझे ढूँढते फिरोगे एक दिन,

जिन्दगी में दोस्ती की कहानी छोड जाऐंगे

 Best SMS For Life In English

Lying in the bed listening to the rain outside

Thinking about the person you love

Taking a long drive on a calm road

Finding money in your old jeans when you just need it

Holding your hands with your friends

Getting a hug from someone you love

The your eyes are filled with tears after a big laugh

Wishing you all these beautiful moments…today, tomorrow and forever….

 Non Vej Funny SMS In English

A Business Man Giving Used Condom To His Son To Use As Balloon,

After Bursting,

Giving It To His Daughter To Use As Hair Band. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Best English Funny Jokes

Dad brought a robot which slaps a person who lies.

Dad: son, where were you?

Son: School, robot slap. Son: film.

Dad- which one?

Son: sai baba, robot slap again. Son: “A” film

Dad: what? I have not seen such films, robot slaps dad.

Mom: forgive him dear after all he is your son, robot slaps mom!! 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Dabble Meaning Jokes In Hindi

Girl : Are itna bada muh me kese lungi.
Boy : Jaldi se muh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapde geele ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na ye Gol Gappe tum he kahoo. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Best Romantic English SMS

If Your asking if I Need you the answer is forever..

If Your asking if I’ll Leave you the answer is Never..

If Your asking what I value the Answer is you..

if Your asking if I love you the answer is I do.

 Pati Patani Funny Joke

Wife: Agar Me Kho Jau, To Tum Kya Karoge?

Husband: Me Nirmal Baba Ke Paas Jaunga.

Wife: Tum Baba Se Kya Kahoge?

Husband: Baba Kirpa Honi Shuru Ho Gayi He. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Sex Poem Competition Funny Adult SMS

Guy: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine,

I can put mine in yours, but you can’t put yours in mine.

Girl: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine,

I know the length of yours but you will never know the depth of mine. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Girlfriend Ke Nakhre After Friendship

Day 1 – Love Me, But Don’t Touch Me Ok
Day 2 – Touch Me, But Don’t Kiss Me You Understand
Day 3 – Kiss Me, But Or Kuch Mat Karna Please
Day 4 – Sab Kuch Kar Lo, Par Kisi Ko Batana Nahi
Day 5 – Sub Kuch Karo, Warna Sub Ko Bata Dun Gi Ke Tum Ko Kuch Nahi Aata. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

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