Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous. They are
always
getting into trouble and their parents know all
about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are
probably involved.
The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town had
been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would
speak
with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them
individually.
So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the
morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.
The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the
younger boy down and asked him sternly,
“Do you know where God is, son?”
The boy’s mouth dropped open, but he made no response,
sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the question in an even
sterner tone, “Where is God?!”
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher
raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face and
bellowed,
“Where is God?!”
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran
directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, “what
happened?”
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, “We
are in BIG trouble this time.
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(“I just LOVE reading next line again and again”)
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GOD is missing, and they think we did it!!!
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???Son: Papa, aap ko school me teacher se milne jana hai…
Father: Kyun, kya hua ab?
Son: Math teacher ne poocha 7×9 kitna hota hai. Maine bola 63. Fir usne poocha 9×7 kitna hota hai?
Father: Ek hi to baat hui bhenchod! Chutiya samjha rakha hai kya?
Son: Exactly! Maine bhi yahi bola…
NEXT DAY…
Son: Papa, aap teacher se mile kya?
Father: Nahi…
Son: Teacher se mat milna. Ab aapko principal se milna padega…
Father: Kyun, kya hua ab?
Son: PT teacher ne aaj class me bola right hand upar karo, fir left hand upar karo, ab right leg upar karo, phir left leg upar karo…
Father: To khada kya lund pe hoga?
Son: Exactly! Maine bhi yahi bola…
NEXT DAY…
Son: Papa, aap principal se mile the kya aaj?
Father: Nahi…
Son: Mat jana milne. Mujhe Ek hafte ke liye suspend kar diya hai…
Father: Ab kya ho gaya?
Son: Mujhe principal ke office me bulaya tha, Wahan math teacher, PT teacher aur Hindi teacher the…
Father: Ab Hindi teacher kya wahan apni maa chudaane aaya tha?
Son: Exactly! Maine bhi yahi bola!
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Teacher: why did you laugh?
Boy: I saw one strap of your bra.
Teacher: get out of the class for 1 week.
Two boys laughed, Teacher: why did you laugh:
boys: I saw both straps. Teacher: get out for 1 month. She bent down to take chalk, jony started walking out.
Teacher: jony, why you are going out?
Jony: what I just saw I think my school days are over. ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
There are 2 sorts of hooks
first is cricket hook
and
second is brazer hook
first is utilized to send ball outside the boundary
and
second is to control balls inside the boundary. ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Two student were contending when the teacher went into the room.
The teacher says, “Why are you contending?”
One student answers, “We found a ten dollor bill and chose to offer it to whoever tells the greatest untruth.”
“You ought to be embarrassed about yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t recognize what an untruth was.”
The students gave the ten dollars to the educator. ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Patient: Doctor, please would you be able to bail me out?
Doctor: Yes, you may advance out the same way you come in.:) ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
A Sunday school teacher said to her children, “We have been learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times. But, there is a higher power.
Can anybody tell me what it is?”
One child blurted out, “Aces!”
There were 2 kids walking home from school.They had found a shortcut the day before, so they took this shortcut.
They found a old cabin.They pressed their ears against the door & they heard
“When I get ya I’m gonna eat ya!”
The 2 kids open the door & the voice grew louder! They had noticed that the voice was coming from the closet, so they slowly opened the door & found an old man picking his nose.
The old man says,”Sorry, I don’t have enough for all of us!!!!!!!”
