Blonde jokes

 Heart touching SMS In English

A little contrast amongst PROMISES and MEMORIES…

Guarantees …We break them!

Recollections They break us.!

Its actual.

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 Blonde jokes

In the morning, a blonde enters a restaurant with a carton of orange juice. She puts the orange juice on the table and stares at it.

The store is about to close down and the blonde is still staring at the orange juice. A waiter comes and asks the blonde, “Excuse me, we are about to close for the evening, I’m afraid your going to have to leave.”

“No” They blonde replies.

“Why not?” questions the waiter.

“The carton says “concentrate”.

 Blonde joke

A blonde and a brunette where driving down the road when there car broke down.

The brunette says “I’ll get some chips and and something to drink.”

The blonde say’s I’ll bring the door in case we get hot.”