Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous. They are
always
getting into trouble and their parents know all
about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are
probably involved.
The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town had
been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would
speak
with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them
individually.
So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the
morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.
The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the
younger boy down and asked him sternly,
“Do you know where God is, son?”
The boy’s mouth dropped open, but he made no response,
sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the question in an even
sterner tone, “Where is God?!”
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher
raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face and
bellowed,
“Where is God?!”
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran
directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, “what
happened?”
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, “We
are in BIG trouble this time.
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GOD is missing, and they think we did it!!!
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???Son: Papa, aap ko school me teacher se milne jana hai…
Father: Kyun, kya hua ab?
Son: Math teacher ne poocha 7×9 kitna hota hai. Maine bola 63. Fir usne poocha 9×7 kitna hota hai?
Father: Ek hi to baat hui bhenchod! Chutiya samjha rakha hai kya?
Son: Exactly! Maine bhi yahi bola…
NEXT DAY…
Son: Papa, aap teacher se mile kya?
Father: Nahi…
Son: Teacher se mat milna. Ab aapko principal se milna padega…
Father: Kyun, kya hua ab?
Son: PT teacher ne aaj class me bola right hand upar karo, fir left hand upar karo, ab right leg upar karo, phir left leg upar karo…
Father: To khada kya lund pe hoga?
Son: Exactly! Maine bhi yahi bola…
NEXT DAY…
Son: Papa, aap principal se mile the kya aaj?
Father: Nahi…
Son: Mat jana milne. Mujhe Ek hafte ke liye suspend kar diya hai…
Father: Ab kya ho gaya?
Son: Mujhe principal ke office me bulaya tha, Wahan math teacher, PT teacher aur Hindi teacher the…
Father: Ab Hindi teacher kya wahan apni maa chudaane aaya tha?
Son: Exactly! Maine bhi yahi bola!
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Santa: I have two bad news for you, How should I tell you?
Banta: Combine them.
Santa: Your wife is cheating on both of us. ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
