Month: May 2016

 Tota Toti Funyy Joke In Hindi

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 Husband Wife Funny Joke In English

Husband (viewing a video):

Try not to do it! I swear you going to think twice about it for

whatever remains of your life. You dumb bonehead! Try not to say

yes. No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he really did it! What a numb nuts!

Wife: Honey, why you so distraught? What’aya viewing?

Husband: Our wedding service. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Boy Girl English Funny SMS

Boy: The chief is so idiotic!

Girl: Do you know who I am?

Boy: No…

Girl: I am the chief’s girl!

Boy: Do you know who I am?

Girl: No…

Boy: Good! *walks away* 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Baba Ji Funny Joke In Hindi

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 Salesman Hindi Funny Joke

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 मुहावरो के आधुनिक अर्थ… Funny SMS

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 Pappu Teacher Hindi Funny Joke

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 Funny Joke On Husband Wife

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 Teacher And Student Funny Joke

New teacher joined in the school.

Teacher :- students tell your names and hobbies

1st boy :- My name is arun . My hobby is watching moon..

2nd boy :- My name is arjun . And my hobby is watching moon ..

3rd boy :- My name is vikas & hobby is watching moon ..

Teacher :- wow good good Everyone’s hobbies are same.
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Now girls turn

1st girl :- Hello mam my name is moon
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.Teacher shocked … Boys rocked.. ??????