Day: April 6, 2012

 clean jokes adults

Come here,
take off your pents and knickers,
get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving yours…..
toilet!

 funniest adult jokes ever

aaj tumhein akeiley mein…
le ja kar…
apney hontoon se eik…
k…
ki…
kis..
kiss…
kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka……….

 short funny adult jokes

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..

cold, naked, thinking of u…

missing ur warmth…

ur soft touch against my skin…

Where were u “lastnite”

 party jokes for adults

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?

Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p

 adult short jokes

Pehle KISS karo,

phir PALANG per leta do,

phir CHADDI utar do,

phir NICHE haath lagao.

 funny adult joke

Sardar on phone…

Doctor my wife is pergnant.

She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar:  No this is her husband speaking.

 free joke

A girl phoned me
the other day and said …
“Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was home

 one liner jokes adults

Usne utari saree

fir aayi peticoat ki bari

blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar

ziyadah excited mat ho yaar

yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….

 great adult jokes

NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH

after BLOOD TEST.

THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .

NURSE: y r u DANCING.

SARDAR: next is URINE TEST

 really funny adult jokes

What’s an average 6 inch long

Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?

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A: 1000$ currency note.

Always think positive