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Mausam ki bahaar achchi ho,
phoolo ki kaliya kachchi ho,
rab se bas ek dua hai ki…
mere har Dost ki BV sexy ho.
Chaho To Dil Se Hamko Mita Dena,
Chaho To Hamko Bhula Dena,
Hamari Yad Aaye To Kabhi Rona Nahi,
bas Ga#d Mein Ungli Dalke Hila Lena.
In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
Mili hai bahut saza unse Dil lagane ki,
Nazar lag gayi mere Pyar ko jamane ki,
Mar kar bhi kabr se nikle rahe dono haath,
Kyonki aarzo reh gayi unki chuchi dabane ki.
mera naam bol k soya karo, khidki khol k soya karo,
takiya mod k soya karo, raat ko hum bhi aa sakte hain meri jaan,
is liye thodi si jagah chhod k soya karo.
Wo hamari kabr pe chal diye moot k,
chalo isi bahane darshan ho gaye ch~t k,
hairless thi unki chikni ch~t,
lekin be#ch~d ab kya fayda jab hum ban gaye bhoot.
6 Inch ka hai.
.
Size normal he
.
.
Mazboot he
.
.
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
.
.
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
.
.
Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera…
.
LG KG 195
uperwale ne bhi kya kudrat banai hai,
uperwale ne bhi kya kudrat banai hai,
jugnu ki ga#d me bhi batti jalayi hai.
Arz kiya hai…
Rajwade me ud rahe the Ghode,
Rajwade me ud rahe the Ghode,
Dhyan se kya pad raha hai be La~de,
kabhi dekha hai udte hue Ghode.