Day: April 19, 2012

 santa banta sms

 funny sms text

Sardar ne wife ko letter likha: “Is month’s salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hu. ”
Wife replied: “Aap ke 100 kiss mile, doodhwala 2 kiss mai man gaya, sir ko 7 deni padi, sabziwala 7 main nai mana 9 deni padi.

Kirane wala sirf kiss se nai mana, maakan malik, to roj 5 ya 6 le jata hai ap chinta na kare mere pass 35 padi hai. or jo yeh par raha hai uuse b 2-4 deni padegi…..baki sab thk hai …..!”

 www.hindi sms.com

1 DAY SANTA N BANTA WERE STANDING AT 5OTH FLOOR OF A BUILDING
A MAN TOLD SANTA UR SON IS DEAD!!!!!!!!
HEARING THIS SARDAR GI JUMPED FROM 50TH FLOOR
AT 35TH HE REALISE I DONT HAVE A SON
AT 20TH HE REALISE I AM NOT MARRIED
AT 3RD HE REALISE “OH sh*t” ,,, I AM BANTA

 hindi sms collection

Santa.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai?
Ramesh: Goal kar ne k liye.
Santa: Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge yeh lo

 all hindi sms

Sardarji suhaagraat kaisi rahi?

Kuch mat pooch yaar! Pehle 8 bar to Missed Call aur Wrong number lage

aur

jab sahi number laga to balance NIL thi.

 hot sms in urdu

Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai…

 english hot sms

A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?

Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.

 hot sms english

Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES

 hot english sms

Father went to school for getting report of his daughter.
Father: Madam kab dengi aap report?
Teacher: Periods khatam hone ke bad.

 hot sms for mobile

Bhagwaan sabse zyada kab khush hote hain?

When a girl is getting raped & she screams.”

MUJHE BHAGWAAN KE LIYE CHODE DO PLEASE!!!!