Best SMS For Life In English

Lying in the bed listening to the rain outside

Thinking about the person you love

Taking a long drive on a calm road

Finding money in your old jeans when you just need it

Holding your hands with your friends

Getting a hug from someone you love

The your eyes are filled with tears after a big laugh

Wishing you all these beautiful moments…today, tomorrow and forever….

 Best English Funny Jokes

Dad brought a robot which slaps a person who lies.

Dad: son, where were you?

Son: School, robot slap. Son: film.

Dad- which one?

Son: sai baba, robot slap again. Son: “A” film

Dad: what? I have not seen such films, robot slaps dad.

Mom: forgive him dear after all he is your son, robot slaps mom!! ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜›

 Best Romantic English SMS

If Your asking if I Need you the answer is forever..

If Your asking if I’ll Leave you the answer is Never..

If Your asking what I value the Answer is you..

if Your asking if I love you the answer is I do.

 Sex Poem Competition Funny Adult SMS

Guy: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine,

I can put mine in yours, but you can’t put yours in mine.

Girl: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine,

I know the length of yours but you will never know the depth of mine. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜›

 Best Friendship SMS In English

Best lines said by a Friend.

“I can’t guarantee to tackle every one of your issues

in any case

I can just guarantee that

I will never give you a chance to face only them”

 Heart Touching English massages 140

Make a mind which never Minds..

Make a heart which never Hurts..

Make a touch which never Pains..&

Make a relation which never Ends..

 Heart touching SMS In English

A little contrast amongst PROMISES and MEMORIES…

Guarantees …We break them!

Recollections They break us.!

Its actual.

 Best Funny Jokes

John: “Yew hold up here, Mirandy, while I purchase your ticket.”

Mirandy: “Daon’t yew dew it, John; yew can’t say fer beyond any doubt that the train’ll show up-I don’t never put stock in payin’ fer a thing ’til I git it.” ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜›

 Exam Jokes In English

Father: Why did you get such a low score in, to the point that exam?

Child: Absence!

Father: You were truant upon the arrival of the exam?

Child: No however the kid who sits alongside me was! ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜›

 Broken Heart SMS In English

The Day Was the Last

The Day Was Gone

The Day Was Sad

The Day Made Me Mad

Because You Left My Heart.

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