Drinker Jokes Message

If ever u feel overloaded by life, wife or work ….

Immediately go to the nearest “Biological Anxiety Relief” (BAR) center & place order for any 1 or more of the following Antidotes:

1. Wife Irritation Neutralizing Extract (WINE)
2. Refreshing Unique Medicine (RUM)
3. Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER)
4. Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen (VODKA)
5. Wife High Infusing Suspicion Killing Energy Yeast (WHISKEY)

This is issued in public interest

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 Alcohol Quotes – Drink Quotations

“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
– George Burns

“I envy people who drink. At least they know what to blame everything on.”
– Oscar Levant

“I take a drink only on two occasions, when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.”
– Brendan Behan

“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy!”
– Frank Sinatra

“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”
– Winston Churchill

“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder!”
– Kinky Friedman

“Dear Alcohol,
We had a deal, you were going to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk.”
– Anonymous

“I used to think, drinking was bad for me. So I gave up thinking.”
– Anonymous

“I would date you, but my heart already belongs to Johnny Walker.”
– Anonymous

“Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver.”
– Anonymous

“You look like I need another drink!”
– Anonymous

“I say ‘NO’ to alcohol, but it just doesn’t listen!!”
– Anonymous

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