Month: April 2012

 adult free jokes

Santa- tum kitne bhai ho??
Banta- hum 2 bhai hai!!!
Santa- baap me dum nai tha kya!!!
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Banta- tum kitne bhai ho??
Santa- hum 5 bhai aur 2 behne hai!!
Banta- baap ko aur koi kaam nai tha kaya…..

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Beti: papa m ma banane wali hu..
papa: besarm ye kya bk rahi ho..

beti: papa aapne hi to kaha tha jb tum kuchh bn nhi jati m ACTIVA nhi dilaungaa…

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Happy Summer
Garmi Shuru ho rahi hai
Ab dhile kurte me BRA BOOBS
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Patli Salwar mai Floral Panty fir se dekhne ko milegi
“KAMINO KE LIYE JANHIT MAI JARI”

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Ladka bola, woh aadmi to”Carefree sanitary pack” kharidane ayaa tha, maine kaha, char din tu ghar par kya karega, Machli pakadne chale jao.

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Netaji Gaon ke ek Ghar mein Jakar Ek Aurat se bole-Ab Hum aa Gaye he,ab VIKAS hoga

Aurat-Pichli Baar bhi Tumne kaha tha,par VIKAS hone ke badlee VIMLA hui thi !!

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To all grls who die for ‘size zero’ & to all boys who wna such a girl as a Gf:
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“Real man” goes for best shapes..

Haddiyo pe to kutte marte hai

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Luck and Fuck are Directly Proportional to each Other.
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When Luck favors, You can Fuck the Whole World.
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But
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When Luck Fails, The Whole world begins to Fuck you!!!

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Suh@agrat Ko Pati Biwi Ko Puri Jaan Laga K Thhok Rha Tha,Tabhi Patni Boli- Ab Lannd Daloge Bhi Ya Yuhi Ungli Karte Rahoge…

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boy-u r wearing red panty
girl-how do u know?
b-thanks 2 rajni eyecare
g-u r nt wearing underwear
b-hey u 2rajni eyecare
g-zip band kar pagal

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at sexy toy shop girl: duplicate pennis ka section kaha h?
clerck: waha pe.
G: wo redwala kitne ka h?
C: o hawas ki pujaran wo aag bujhane ka cylinder h.