Insult SMS

 Hindi Adult Jokes On Gf/Bf

Ek Ladke Aur Ladki Ka Bade Time Se Affair Chal Raha Thha, Ek Din Dono Bethe Apni Shadi Ke Bare Mein Baat Kar Rahe Thhe, Jismein Kuch Problems Aa Rahi Thhi.

Ladki: Kya Tum Mujhe Apni Familly Se Bhi Jyada Pyar Kar Sakte Ho?

Ladka: Nahin.

Ladki Hairan Hoke: Par Kyun?

Ladke Ne Use Bade Pyar Se Smjahte Hue Kaha: Jab Main Chhota Thha, Chalna Shuru Kiya Thha To Gir Jata Thha, Tab Mujhe Uthane Ke Liye Tum Nahi Meri Mom Hoti Thi.

Jab Main Bahar Jata Thha, To Meri Ungli Pakadne Wale Mere Dad Thhe, Tum Nahi.

Jab Main Bachpan Mein Rota Thha, To Tum Mujhe Toys (Khillone) Nahi Deti Thhi, Mere Bhai Aur Bahan Dete Thhe.
Meri Family Duniya Ki Har Cheez Se Jyada Keemti Hai Mere Liye.

Ladki Ye Sunkar Gusse Se Boli: Abe Chutiye… Bhosdi Ke…, Jab Jab Ye Tera Khada Hota Thha Na, Toh Marwaane Ke Liye Sirf Main Hi Aati Thhi, Koi Aur Nahin… Ab Jab Bhi Khada Ho Na Toh Maar Lena Unki Hi. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Best Funny Joks In Hindi

Boy: Aapki sandle bahut acchi hai !

Girl: Haan utaaroon kya?

Boy:Chal pagli isse acchi to teri jeans hai 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Kids Joke Of The Day

Kid: on the off chance that I kiss you and flee then what will you think?

Young lady: I will imagine…

that an idiot as opposed to going to the full paper simply,

went to the one check alone and failed. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Bus Conductor… Funny SMS

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 Boy Girl English Funny SMS

Boy: The chief is so idiotic!

Girl: Do you know who I am?

Boy: No…

Girl: I am the chief’s girl!

Boy: Do you know who I am?

Girl: No…

Boy: Good! *walks away* 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Salesman Hindi Funny Joke

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 Very Funny Joke In Hindi

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 KBC main shahrukh ne…,.,,,////

KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.

 Girl’s father: “main nahin…,..,///

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