new latest double meaning sms

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son saw a parents having sex and said: dad whats up?

DAD: tere maa may petrol bhar raha hoon.

son : mom ki average check karien, raat ko uncle bhi tank full ker kay gain the.

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teri sula ke lu?

ya bitha ke lu?

ya tujhe karu khada

ya fir teri juka-jukake lu?

ab tu hi bata

ki mein teri…

photo kaise lu.

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samunder kinare baithe hain kabhi to lahar aayegi…

kismat badle na badle g*** to dhul jayegi