Santa Banta Jokes

 Santa Banta English Funny Jokes

Santa: I have two bad news for you, How should I tell you?

Banta: Combine them.

Santa: Your wife is cheating on both of us. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Santa Adult Punjabi Joke In Hindi

Santa ek baar ek ladki ke saath sex karne laga.

Ladki: santa ka private saman dekh kar boli “itna bada”

Santa khushi se bola: “O ji hum punjabi hain hamara to sub kuch hi bada hota hai”

Jab ladki ne apni salwaar utaari to santa uski choot dekh kar bola “Oye! Tusi vi punjabi ho 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Santa Funny Jokes In Hindi

Santa Subha Utha Aur Usne Dekha Ki Uski Biwi Usse Kahi Nahi Dikh Rahi.

Kuch Der Baad Padosi Ne Bataya Ki Uski Biwi Uske Driver Ke Saath Bhag Gayi.

Pados Walo Ne Santa Se Pucha: Santa Ji Abb Kya Kroge?

Santa Beparwahi Se: Karna Kya Hai Gadi Apne Aap Chalaya Karunga Bas.. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Santa Banta Jokes

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 Santa Hindi Jokes

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 Santa Banta Funny Jokes

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 Santa Banta Funny English jokes

Santa Clause seeing creature poo on street,

Stop supposes what is it might be?

Puts every one of his thoughts, then tastes,

it and says 2 himself thank god!

I didn’t not think about it. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Teacher And Santa Funny Jokes

Maths Teacher Was Teaching

Mathematical Conversions

Educator: If 1000 Kgs= Ton.

At that point For 3000 Kgs

=How Much?

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 Santa Banta Funny SMS

Santa Clause Oye!what R U doing?

Banta-Recording this babys voice.

Santa Clause Why?

Banta-When he grows up, I might ask him what he implied by this.. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Santa Banta Hindi SMS Joke

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