Santa Banta English Funny Jokes
Santa: I have two bad news for you, How should I tell you?
Banta: Combine them.
Santa: Your wife is cheating on both of us. π π π π π π π π
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Santa: I have two bad news for you, How should I tell you?
Banta: Combine them.
Santa: Your wife is cheating on both of us. π π π π π π π π
Santa ek baar ek ladki ke saath sex karne laga.
Ladki: santa ka private saman dekh kar boli βitna badaβ
Santa khushi se bola: βO ji hum punjabi hain hamara to sub kuch hi bada hota haiβ
Jab ladki ne apni salwaar utaari to santa uski choot dekh kar bola βOye! Tusi vi punjabi ho π π π π π π π π
Santa Subha Utha Aur Usne Dekha Ki Uski Biwi Usse Kahi Nahi Dikh Rahi.
Kuch Der Baad Padosi Ne Bataya Ki Uski Biwi Uske Driver Ke Saath Bhag Gayi.
Pados Walo Ne Santa Se Pucha: Santa Ji Abb Kya Kroge?
Santa Beparwahi Se: Karna Kya Hai Gadi Apne Aap Chalaya Karunga Bas.. π π π π π π π π
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Santa Clause seeing creature poo on street,
Stop supposes what is it might be?
Puts every one of his thoughts, then tastes,
it and says 2 himself thank god!
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Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Educator: If 1000 Kgs= Ton.
At that point For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?
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Santa Clause Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
Santa Clause Why?
Banta-When he grows up, I might ask him what he implied by this.. π π π π π π π π
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