Exam SMS

 Exams Jokes in Hindi

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 Exam Jokes In English

Father: Why did you get such a low score in, to the point that exam?

Child: Absence!

Father: You were truant upon the arrival of the exam?

Child: No however the kid who sits alongside me was! 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Teacher And Santa Funny Jokes

Maths Teacher Was Teaching

Mathematical Conversions

Educator: If 1000 Kgs= Ton.

At that point For 3000 Kgs

=How Much?

Santa Clause-
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Ton!Ton!Ton! 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Examination Jokes English

Human mind is the most

extraordinary item in world.

It capacities 24 hours a day,

365 days a year.

It works right from the time we are conceived,

what’s more, stop just when we enter the examination hall. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 We discover….

The more we study, the more we discover our ignorance..

 Duty to worship

Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat.

 My nights are going sleepless

My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?‚
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near‚

 Human brain is the most

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

 Good news for Karachi University students

Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

 Exams are there, at the paper u stare

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!