A man strolls into a shop and sees a charming little canine.
He asks the retailer, “Does your canine chomp?”
The businessperson says, “No, my canine does not nibble.”
The man tries to pet the puppy and the pooch nibbles him.
“Ouch,” he says, “I thought you said your puppy does not chomp!”
The businessperson answers, “That is not my canine.” π π π π π π π π
A Boy and animal went to stream to wash up.
As he evacuated his garments all animal snickered at him.
He asked: why are you chuckling at me?
Animal: your tails in front. π π π π π π π π
Puppy and Mosquito were in Love..
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mosquito kissed the puppy…
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Puppy got to be enthusiastic⦠gave Love nibble to mosquito
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Mosquito kicked the bucket of Rabies and Dog passed on of Dengue
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MORAL:- LOVE is DANGEROUS ? π π π π π π π π
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If Life Were Like A Computer:
You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel.
You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it!
You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings.
You could turn off the speakers when life gets too noisy.
You could click on βfindβ (Ctrl, F) to recover your lost remote control and car keys.
To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”!
If you mess up your life, you could always press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start all over!
A blind man was out walking with his seeing-eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man’s leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched out his hand and patted the dog’s head.
Having watched what happened, a bystander said, “Why are you patting him? That dog just peed on your leg!”
“I know,” said the blind man, “but I gotta find his head before I can kick his butt.”
3 sky divers were diving but there parachutes were faulty and they all died.
They went to heaven and there before those 3 men stood God.
“Go down the slide and you will receive one wish what you wish for is what you get at the end of the slide, “boomed God’s voice.
The first man slid down and said “SPORTS CAR” and sure-enough there was a sports car.
The second man went down and said “MONEY” and he received money.
The third man jumped down the slide and said “WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
There were 3 guys walking in the woods and they came across this huge hole in the path.
The 1st guy says “Lets throw some rocks in the hole and see how deep it is.” So thats what they did only they didn’t hear it hit bottom.
So the 2nd guy says “I saw a log back there lets get that and throw that in.” So thats what they did.
Then this old farmer comes walking up and says “Have you seen my goat go by here?”
The 3rd guy replies “We saw one jump down in that hole.”
The farmer replies “That couldn’t have been my goat. He was tied to a log.”
There once was 3 fish (the mom,dad,son) who needed a place to sleep.
The mom slept in the kitchen sink.
The dad slept in the the bathtub.
The son slept in the toilet.
The next morning the dad asked the mom how her night was.
“Okay, but it was a little too small, said the mom”
The mom asked the dad how his night was.
“Just fine. There was a lot of room to swim,” said the dad.
The dad asked his son how his night was.
“Horrible!!”, said the son. It was raining scat and logs all night long!!”
Two little ladies were shopping in the mall when Joanne smiled: “My cat can really play chess!”
With a shocking expression, Angelina praised Joanne’s cat: “Really? It must be very smart!”
Just when Angelina finished her sentence, Joanne said:” Well… Actually, I don’t know about that. I usually win three out of four times.”
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