Husband Wife Jokes

 Pati Patni Joke For Whatsapp

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 Pati Patni Hindi Joke

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 Hasband Wife Jokes

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 Pati Patni Best Joke

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 Husband Wife Funny Joke In Hindi

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 Husband Wife Adult Jokes

Suhaagrat Ki Raat Ko Dulha-Dulhan Se Puchhta Hai.

Dulha: “Sach-Sach Bata Kabhi Kiya Hai Ki Nahi?”

Dulhan: “Nahi Jaanu, Kabhi Kiya Nahi, Bas Hamesha Karwaya Hai.. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Husband Wife Funny jokes

Husband Ek Khubsurat Ladki Se: Kya Aap Mere Saath 2min Baat Kar Sakti Ho?

Ladki: Kyu?

Husband: Meri Wife Ghum Ho Gai Hai, Par Mein Jab Kisi Or Ladki Se Baat Karta Hu..

Wo Kahi Se Bhi Mujhe Dhundh Leti Hai.. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Sardar Ji Non Vej Jokes In English

Wife: remove my nighty.
Sardar: ok
Wife: remove my bra
Sardar: ok
Wife: remove my panty
Sardar: ok
wife: never wear my dress again. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Husband Wife Funny Adult SMS In English

A maths professor sent a sms to his wife.

Dear you are now 54 years old and unable to satisfy me,

Now I am with my 18 years old female student so I will be late tonight.

Wife replied: dear you’re also 54 years and unable to satisfy me,

Now I am with our driver who is also 18 years,

As you are mathematicians you know very well that…

18 goes into 54 many times more than 54 goes into 18 so don’t come tonight. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Husband Wife Funny SMS

Patni Ko Begum Kyu Kehte Hai?

Jawab: Kyonki Shaadi Karne Ke Baad Sare Gum To,

Pati Ke Hisse Mein Aa Jate Hai,

Isliye Patni Be-Gum Ho Jati Hai! 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛