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 Boy And Animal Funny Adult Jokes

A Boy and animal went to stream to wash up.

As he evacuated his garments all animal snickered at him.

He asked: why are you chuckling at me?

Animal: your tails in front. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Examination Jokes English

Human mind is the most

extraordinary item in world.

It capacities 24 hours a day,

365 days a year.

It works right from the time we are conceived,

what’s more, stop just when we enter the examination hall. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 English Funny SMS

Wats d tallness of trust??

It is: sittin in d exam lobby,

holdin d question paper close by

n tellin ur self

“dude,dnt stress.

Exams wil get delayed!” 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Funny Puppy And Mosquito Love

Puppy and Mosquito were in Love..
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mosquito kissed the puppy…
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Puppy got to be enthusiastic… gave Love nibble to mosquito

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Mosquito kicked the bucket of Rabies and Dog passed on of Dengue

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MORAL:- LOVE is DANGEROUS ? 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Kids Joke Of The Day

Kid: on the off chance that I kiss you and flee then what will you think?

Young lady: I will imagine…

that an idiot as opposed to going to the full paper simply,

went to the one check alone and failed. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Dirty English Joke

A young lady saw a man brimming with tattoo,

Nike on his arms,

Reebok on his legs,

she was shocked when saw helps in his sex organ,

He said: unwind when it augments,
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it gets to be Adidas..

 Lalchi Bap

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 Funny Love SMS

Pappu: I love you!

Young lady: Phurrrr…

Pappu: I’ll even bite the dust for you.

Young lady: Phurrrr…

Pappu: I can’t survive without you.

Young lady: Phurrrr…

Pappu: I even purchased a jewel ring for you.

Young lady: Really?

Pappu: Phurrrrr… 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Teacher Pappu Funny Joke In English

Instructor: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ?

Pappu: Amritsar.

Instructor: Pappu, you are incorrect, you have to concentrate more on your studies.

Pappu: Please madam, would I be able to put forth a couple of inquiries.

Instructor: Yes, proceed.

Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ?

Educator: No.

Pappu: Do you know Preeto ?

Educator: No.

Pappu: Do you know Banto?

Educator: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these individuals and why do you ask ?

Pappu: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Non Vej Joke In Hindi

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