Boy And Animal Funny Adult Jokes

A Boy and animal went to stream to wash up.

As he evacuated his garments all animal snickered at him.

He asked: why are you chuckling at me?

Animal: your tails in front. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Examination Jokes English

Human mind is the most

extraordinary item in world.

It capacities 24 hours a day,

365 days a year.

It works right from the time we are conceived,

what’s more, stop just when we enter the examination hall. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 English Funny SMS

Wats d tallness of trust??

It is: sittin in d exam lobby,

holdin d question paper close by

n tellin ur self

“dude,dnt stress.

Exams wil get delayed!” 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Funny Puppy And Mosquito Love

Puppy and Mosquito were in Love..

mosquito kissed the puppy…

Puppy got to be enthusiastic… gave Love nibble to mosquito


Mosquito kicked the bucket of Rabies and Dog passed on of Dengue


MORAL:- LOVE is DANGEROUS 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Kids Joke Of The Day

Kid: on the off chance that I kiss you and flee then what will you think?

Young lady: I will imagine…

that an idiot as opposed to going to the full paper simply,

went to the one check alone and failed. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Dirty English Joke

A young lady saw a man brimming with tattoo,

Nike on his arms,

Reebok on his legs,

she was shocked when saw helps in his sex organ,

He said: unwind when it augments,
it gets to be Adidas..

 Lalchi Bap

लालची बाप – ससुराल वाले वाइक दे,

तो कार मांगना अगर कुलर दे तो,

Ac मांगना…

बेटा- अगर लडकी दे तो…..
उसकी मॉ भी मॉग लू क्या… 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Funny Love SMS

Pappu: I love you!

Young lady: Phurrrr…

Pappu: I’ll even bite the dust for you.

Young lady: Phurrrr…

Pappu: I can’t survive without you.

Young lady: Phurrrr…

Pappu: I even purchased a jewel ring for you.

Young lady: Really?

Pappu: Phurrrrr… 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Teacher Pappu Funny Joke In English

Instructor: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ?

Pappu: Amritsar.

Instructor: Pappu, you are incorrect, you have to concentrate more on your studies.

Pappu: Please madam, would I be able to put forth a couple of inquiries.

Instructor: Yes, proceed.

Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ?

Educator: No.

Pappu: Do you know Preeto ?

Educator: No.

Pappu: Do you know Banto?

Educator: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these individuals and why do you ask ?

Pappu: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Non Vej Joke In Hindi

एक व्यक्ति ने ट्रेन मे पास बैठे यात्री से पूछा- “क्या मै

आप के पास पडी बोरी पर बैठ जाउ?”

यात्री- “नही खरबूजे फट जायेँगे.”

व्यक्ति- “अच्छा तो इसमे खरबूजे है?”

यात्री- “नही, इसमे कील है. खरबूजे तो आप

के फटेँगे…. 😣😰😂😂😂😂

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