Boy And Animal Funny Adult Jokes
A Boy and animal went to stream to wash up.
As he evacuated his garments all animal snickered at him.
He asked: why are you chuckling at me?
Animal: your tails in front. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛
A Boy and animal went to stream to wash up.
As he evacuated his garments all animal snickered at him.
He asked: why are you chuckling at me?
Animal: your tails in front. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛
Human mind is the most
extraordinary item in world.
It capacities 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It works right from the time we are conceived,
what’s more, stop just when we enter the examination hall. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛
Wats d tallness of trust??
It is: sittin in d exam lobby,
holdin d question paper close by
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt stress.
Exams wil get delayed!” 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛
Puppy and Mosquito were in Love..
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mosquito kissed the puppy…
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Puppy got to be enthusiastic… gave Love nibble to mosquito
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Mosquito kicked the bucket of Rabies and Dog passed on of Dengue
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MORAL:- LOVE is DANGEROUS 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛
Kid: on the off chance that I kiss you and flee then what will you think?
Young lady: I will imagine…
that an idiot as opposed to going to the full paper simply,
went to the one check alone and failed. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛
A young lady saw a man brimming with tattoo,
Nike on his arms,
Reebok on his legs,
she was shocked when saw helps in his sex organ,
He said: unwind when it augments,
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it gets to be Adidas..
लालची बाप – ससुराल वाले वाइक दे,
तो कार मांगना अगर कुलर दे तो,
Ac मांगना…
बेटा- अगर लडकी दे तो…..
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उसकी मॉ भी मॉग लू क्या… 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛
Pappu: I love you!
Young lady: Phurrrr…
Pappu: I’ll even bite the dust for you.
Young lady: Phurrrr…
Pappu: I can’t survive without you.
Young lady: Phurrrr…
Pappu: I even purchased a jewel ring for you.
Young lady: Really?
Pappu: Phurrrrr… 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛
Instructor: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ?
Pappu: Amritsar.
Instructor: Pappu, you are incorrect, you have to concentrate more on your studies.
Pappu: Please madam, would I be able to put forth a couple of inquiries.
Instructor: Yes, proceed.
Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ?
Educator: No.
Pappu: Do you know Preeto ?
Educator: No.
Pappu: Do you know Banto?
Educator: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these individuals and why do you ask ?
Pappu: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛
एक व्यक्ति ने ट्रेन मे पास बैठे यात्री से पूछा- “क्या मै
आप के पास पडी बोरी पर बैठ जाउ?”
यात्री- “नही खरबूजे फट जायेँगे.”
व्यक्ति- “अच्छा तो इसमे खरबूजे है?”
यात्री- “नही, इसमे कील है. खरबूजे तो आप
के फटेँगे…. 😣😰😂😂😂😂
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