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Me at 18 yo : Apna time aayega
Me at 25 yo : Apna time aayega
Me at 35 yo : Apna time aayega
Me at 45 yo : Apna time aayega
(One day)
Doctor : Rishtedaaro ko bula lo…inka time aa gaya hai.
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If ever u feel overloaded by life, wife or work ….
Immediately go to the nearest “Biological Anxiety Relief” (BAR) center & place order for any 1 or more of the following Antidotes:
1. Wife Irritation Neutralizing Extract (WINE)
2. Refreshing Unique Medicine (RUM)
3. Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER)
4. Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen (VODKA)
5. Wife High Infusing Suspicion Killing Energy Yeast (WHISKEY)
This is issued in public interest
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All married man must read it.
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Three guys had to cross a lake. The first one prayed to God for the strength, he swam across the lake, but almost died 5 times.
The second guy prayed to God for the strength and the tools, he made a boat, and rowed himself across the lake, he almost died 3 times.
The third guy prayed to God for the strength, the tools, and the brains. He turned into a girl, walked 4 yards, and crossed the bridge.
A man comes home from the office and tells his wife he had a frustrating day at work.
“Ahhhhh, tell me all about your day honey,” his wife says.
The husband looks at her and says, “Well.. I just did.”
Most folks believe that Ben Franklin discovered electricity with his famous kite experiment.
Actually, a women made that discovery possible.
The real story was that Ben Franklin was laying in bed with his wife one night, leaned over and whispered something in her ear.
She told him to go fly a kite. The rest is history.
