Girl: Papa ek important baath karni thi…
Father: Bolo beta…
Girl: Mai ek ladke se pyaar karti
hoon aur woh america mein rehta hai…
Father: Lekin tum is se kaha mili…
Girl: WEBSITE by hamari jaan pehchan hui..
FACEBOOK by hum dost bane…
SKYPE par usne mujhe propose kiya…
Aur humne mahino WHATSAPP par pyaar kiya…
Father: Ohh!!! Really…
Toh ab TWITTER par shaadi karlo…
MAKE MY TRIP par honeymoon mana lo…
Aur agar pasand nahi aaye pati…
Toh OLX pe bech dalo !!!
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Pappu Makes A Call From Delhi to His Wife
Servant Picked Up D Phone…
Pappu: Memsab Se Baat Karao…
Servant: Woh To Sahab K Sath
Kamre Me So Rahi Hai…
Pappu: Par Sahab To Main Hu…
Servant: Ab Main Kya Karu…
Pappu: Maar De Dono Ko, Main Hold Karta Hu…
After Killing
Servant: Dead Body Ka Kya Karu…
Pappu: Ghar Ke Peeche Ke Swimming Pool Mein
Phenk Kar Bhaag Ja…
Servant: Par Ghar K Piche To
Swimming Pool Hai Hi Nahi…
Pappu: Oh Sorry, Wrong Number.
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