Santa student: Miss, kya aap mujhe
raat ko call kar rahi thi??
Teacher: Nahi toh…
Santa: Kamaal hai, subah mere
mobile pe likha tha…
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MISS CALL.
Cute Sardars !!!
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SARDAR APNI SISTER KE SAATH BIKE PE JA RAHA THA. BOY: OH! PAAJI GIRLFRIEND K SAATH KAHA JA RAHE HO?
SARDAR: OYE ! GIRLFRIEND HOGI TERI..MERI TO SISTER HAI.
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Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya: Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
Sardar: Lo Batao, Kitni Lambi Umar Hai.
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Sardar Ki Ma Ki Death Ho Gai.
Ek Saal Bad Sardar Ka Baap America Se Wapis Aya.
Us Ne Pucha Teri Ma Kahan Hai..
Sardar Bola Woh To Pichlay Saal Hi Mar Gai Thi..
Sardar Ka Baap Rone Laga Or Bola Kuttay, Kaminay..
Toh Tune Mujhay Btaya Q Nhi?
Sardar Bola-Me Ne Socha Surprise DunGa..
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Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says ‘Hi, Main bol Raha Hoon’. The other sardar replies ‘Oye Kamaal Hai Yaar, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!’
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SARDAR and HIS WIFE GOING 2 CITY IN AUTO….
DRIVER ADJUSTED MIRROR..
SARDARJI SHOUTED U R SEEING MY WIFE…
GO and SIT BACK I WILL DRIVE THE AUTO.
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Hospital me Nurse: Mubarak ho apke Ghar beta paida hua he!
Sardar: Wahe Guru! Kya Technology hai. Biwi yaha hospital me he aur beta ghar me paida hua hai.
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1 bed pe 3 sardar so rahe the. Teeno ko jagah kam pad rahi thi.
Ek sardar uth ke niche chala gaya.
Toh dono sardar chillae
Vapas uper aaja ab jagah ho gai hai.
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Waiter: Your Bill Sir!
Santa : Take My Card…
Waiter : But Sir, yeh toh aapki shaadi ka card hai!
Santa : To Phir Baahar Kya Mazaak Me Likha Hai ?”ALL CARDS ACCEPTEDโ
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Most Awarded Joke of 2015
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1. ??? ??? revision ???? ???? ???
2. ??? ?? ??? ???? ?? ?? ?? ??? ??? ?? ?????
3. ??? ??? ???? ?? ??? company ??? ???? ???
SINGH IS KING…..!!!
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Teacher: Your son has failed See his report…
Eng – 20
Math – 15
Hindi – 18
Phy – 13
Chem – 15
SSt. – 17
Total – 98
Santa:Total mein toh kamaal hi kar diya hai..Is Subject ka Teachar kaun hai!
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SANTA- maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai…
Banta: Wo Kya?
Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band
Hote Hai
Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.
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Santa- tumne itne chhote-Chhote
baal Q katwaye?
Banta- naai ke paas 3 rupye khulle
nahin the, to main bola 3 rupay ke
aur kaat de…..
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SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa
kyo paida hote hai?
BANTA-Desh me itna AATANKWAAD
badh gaya hai ke bachche akele
aane se darte hai.
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Doctor : i am sorry,
Opration k waqt Rubber k Gloves
aapke pet me reh gaye.
dobara opration karna hoga.
Sardar : abey, pagal he kya?
ye le 20 rupaye
naya le lena…
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This Sardar ji joke is The Ultimate!
Sardar ji Bank me paise jama karane gaye…
Cashier:
Tumhare Note nakli hai.
Sardar:
Tujhe kya farak padata hai?
Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na…
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Ek mahila train se utri…
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Usne ek Sardarji se puchha: yeh koun sa station hai?
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Sardar hasaa…
zor se hasaa…
zor zor se hasaa…
haste haste lot pot ho gaya…
aur badi mushkil se sambhalte huye bola Pagli…
Ye Railway station hai.
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Wife: Janu ! Aaj tumhari girl friend night stay karne aa rahi hai !
Maine fridge mein beer & fresh fruit salad banake rakha hai.
Room freshner side table par hai.
Nahane ka soap with lime fragrance or towel bhi rakha hai.
Main baccho ko Leker mummy ke yaha jaa rahi hoon, kal sham tak aajaungi.
Program mein koi change ho tau inform kar dena, mein wahin aur ruk jaungi…!
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Isko kahte hai
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Mungerilal ke haseen sapne…!!
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????? ???? ????? Facebook chat ??? ?????? ?? ????? ?? ???? ????? ?????
Excuse me – ??? ??????
what- ??
why- ???
really – ??? ???????
oh no- ???? ?????
hey dude- ??.. ??
hey girl- ??.. ??
whats up- ?? ?? ???
done – ?? ??
not done – ????? ??
Let him go – ????? ?? ???i
don’t know-??? ??? ????
hurry – ??????
Smooth – ?????
Lady – ?????
man – ????? ?????
Father- ????
mother – ?????
Resolved – ?????? ???
Slapping – ??? ???
run away – ????? ??
stay here – ??? ?????
now – ?????
not now- ??? ?????
never- ??? ????
Wife – ???
Husband- ????
Boy- ????
Girl- ????
Come here- ??? ?
Go There- ???? ??
Same to same- ???? ?? ????
Sunlight – ???
shadow – ????
very- ???
less – ???
basket- ??????
gate- ???????
neck- ???
Knee- ???
Finger – ???????
animal- ?????
ox- ????
rat-?????
Confused – ?????? ?????
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????: ?? ??? ????, ??? tapukara ???? ???? ??? ????? ????? ???? ?????
?? tapukara ?????: ??????? ???? ????? ?? ????? ?? ?? ???? ???
