Married man Dukhi bhi nahi ho sakta
Wife: I love you baby..
Husband: (softly) i love you too..
Wife: upset kyo lg rhe ho….??
Husband: Bas thoda mood off tha..
Wife: Doston ke saath to bade khush rehte ho, aur mere saath hi drame..
Husband: (pyar se) Aisa kuch nahi jaanu, tabiyat thodi theek nahi hai..
Wife: Haan abhi dost phone karega to 2 sec me tabiyat theek ho jayegi..
Husband: Dost kahan se aa gaye, mera mood thoda upset hai bas..
Wife: Mere saath hi ye sab hota hai, friends ke saath enjoy karte ho, badi has has k pictures click karwate ho. Ya koi aur ladki pasand aa gayi..??
Husband: (aur jyada pyar se) arrey, kahan se kahan baat le jaa rahi ho..?
Wife: Aaj sab clear hoga!! Husband: Kya clear karna hai jaanu, aisa kya ho gaya..??
Wife: (khud confused) Jab tum khud clear nahi, tumhe kuch pata nahi to me kya bolun..!!
Husband: (trying to act smart) Tumhe hua kya hai!! kis baat pe upset ho?? Batao!!
Wife: Tumhari sangat hi kharab hai!! Husband: Mere saath to tum ho!!
Wife: Ab bohot ho gaya, ab aur nahi!! Husband: (fully crashed) Hua kya hai, ye to bata do..
Wife: Hum ab saath nahi reh sakte?.. Husband: Ye baat kahan se aayi?..
Wife: i want Divorce.. Husband: Hmmmm ok?..
Wife: (gone crazy) Haan, yehi chahte ho tum to, fir tum jo marzi kar sako..
Husband: Arrey tumne khudne bola abhi, maine kya galat kaha..
Wife: Itni problem thi to bola kyun nahi, me khud bina bole chali jaati tumhari life se..
Husband: (apne baal pakad kar) Mujhe meri galti to bata do..
Wife: Waqt aane pe pata chalegi tumhe apne aap, jab me chali jaungi..
Husband: Acha, to me wait karta hoon sahi waqt ka..
Wife: Tum serious kab hoge..??
Husband: Ab kya hospital me admit ho jaun serious hone k liye?..
Wife: Go to hell..!!
Husband: Dont call me again?.. AFTER 3 HOURS..
Wife: Tumhe pata hai na me tumhare bina nahi reh sakti jaanu, sorry i love you my baby..
Husband: (Sab bhool kar) Acha, i love you tooo
Wife: upset kyun lag rahe ho?…………… !!!