School Jokes

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 Teacher Student Jokes

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 School Jokes In Hindi

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 Adult School Jokes in Hindi

???Son: Papa, aap ko school me teacher se milne jana hai…

Father: Kyun, kya hua ab?

Son: Math teacher ne poocha 7×9 kitna hota hai. Maine bola 63. Fir usne poocha 9×7 kitna hota hai?

Father: Ek hi to baat hui bhenchod! Chutiya samjha rakha hai kya?

Son: Exactly! Maine bhi yahi bola…

NEXT DAY…

Son: Papa, aap teacher se mile kya?

Father: Nahi…

Son: Teacher se mat milna. Ab aapko principal se milna padega…

Father: Kyun, kya hua ab?

Son: PT teacher ne aaj class me bola right hand upar karo, fir left hand upar karo, ab right leg upar karo, phir left leg upar karo…

Father: To khada kya lund pe hoga?

Son: Exactly! Maine bhi yahi bola…

NEXT DAY…

Son: Papa, aap principal se mile the kya aaj?

Father: Nahi…

Son: Mat jana milne. Mujhe Ek hafte ke liye suspend kar diya hai…

Father: Ab kya ho gaya?

Son: Mujhe principal ke office me bulaya tha, Wahan math teacher, PT teacher aur Hindi teacher the…

Father: Ab Hindi teacher kya wahan apni maa chudaane aaya tha?

Son: Exactly! Maine bhi yahi bola!

🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 School Adult Jokes In Hindi

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 Funny Classroom Jokes

Teacher requested that the understudies tell the most well-known word utilized by understudies as a part of a classroom.

All of a sudden an understudy got up and said “Can’t Sir”!

Splendid! You are correct, the teacher said!

 Teacher Students Funny SMS

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 School Funny Jokes In Hindi

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 Santa Banta Funny Jokes

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 Teacher Students Funny Non Vej Jokes

Teacher: why did you laugh?

Boy: I saw one strap of your bra.

Teacher: get out of the class for 1 week.

Two boys laughed, Teacher: why did you laugh:

boys: I saw both straps. Teacher: get out for 1 month. She bent down to take chalk, jony started walking out.

Teacher: jony, why you are going out?

Jony: what I just saw I think my school days are over. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛