Day: April 21, 2012

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Shadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Husband Apni Wife Ko 500 Rupees De Kar Bola,

Hum Ne Yeh Kaam Kabhi Free Mein Nahi Kiya

Wife 200 Rupees Wapis Karke Boli Aur Humne Kabi 300 Se Zayada Nahi Liya

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Pehla Bacha: “Meri Mummy Jadu Karna Jaanti Hai Jab Wo Papa Key Lund Ko Pakadti Hai To Lund Bahut Bada Ho Jata Hai“.

Doosra Bacha Bola: “Ye Kaun Si Badi Baat Hain Meri Mummy Jab Mere Dad Ke Lund Per Bethti Hai Toh Sara Lund Gayab Ho Jata Hain.

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Ek Ladki Apni Saheli Se: “Yaar Meri Kamar Dukh Rahi Hain?”

Saheli: “Kyun, Kaya Hua?”

Ladki: “Yaar Wo Mein Doggi Style Mein Sex Karwati Hun Na Isliye..”

Saheli: “Toh Koi Aur Style Mein Sex Kar Liya Kar..”

Ladki: “Mein Toh Kar Lu Lekin Mere Kutte Ko Aur Koi Style Aata Hi Nahi…

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Teacher Student Se: “Duniya Main Sab Se Halki Cheez Kaunsi Hai”

Johny: “Madam Ji Lund”

Teacher: “Woh Kaise?”

Johny: “Jo Sochne Bhar Se Hi Apne Aap Uth Jaaye Us Se Halka Or Kya Ho Sakta Hain.….”

Teacher Ne Socha Logic To Thik Hai. Usne Next Question Puchha

“Duniya Ki Sabse Bari Cheez Kaunsi Hai”

Johny Fir Bola: “Ji Lund”

Madam Hairan Hokar Boli: “Esa Kese Ki Halka Bhi Vo Aur Bhari Bhi Vo”

Johny: “Madam Ji Ek Bar Agar Ye Sex Kar Le To Fir Duniya Ki Koi Crane Bhi Ise Khada Nahi Kar Sakti“

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Patni Ne Pati Se Puchha: “Main London Jaa Rahi Hun Vahan Se Tumhare Liye Kaya Lau?”

Pati: “Ek Vilayti Ladki Le Aana”

Patni Chupchap Ye Sun Kar Chali Gayi Kuch Time Baad Jab Vo London Se Vaapis Aayi

Pati: “Maine Jo Cheez Maangi Thhi Vo Layi Kaya?”

Jawab Aya: “Haan Ji Le Aayi Hun Bas 9 Months Wait Karo“

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Ek Bar Ek Newly Married Couple Honeymoon Ke Liye Train Mein Safar Kar Rahe Thhe

Bich Mein Ek Lambhi Andheri Surang Aayi.

Kuch Der Baad Jab Train Surang Se Bahar Aayi To Pati Ne Patni Se Kaha: “Agar Mujhko Pehle Pata Hota Ki Surang Itni Lambi Hogi To Main Tujhse Chumma Chaati Kar Leta”

Patni Hairan Hokar Boli: “Hai Ram To Fir Vo Kaun Thha??“

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Ladka Teji Ke Saath Ladki Se Sex Kar Raha Tha
Ladki: “Itni Jaldi Kyu Kar Rahe Ho?”
Ladka: “Mujhe Darr Hai Kahin Tere Papa Na Aa Jaye”
Ladki: “Tension Mar Le Yaar, Vo Teri Mummy Ke Saath Sex Kar Rahe Hai“

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Wife Computer On Karte Hue, Husbanad Se Boli: “Tumhara Passworde Kya Hai.”
Husband Garv Se Bola: “Penis”
Ek Dum Se Wife Zor Zor Se Husne Lag Gayi
Kyon Ki Computer Said: “Your Password Is Too Short“

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Ek To Yaar Tum Sharmaate Bahut Ho,

Agar Baat Kare Koi Tum Se To Itrate Bahut Ho,

Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Gaand Maar Lu,

Par Suna Hai Ki Tum Chillate Bahut Ho.

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kapde ki Shop pe tutla kar bolne wala ladka kam karta tha

wo ladkiyo ko kapde dikha raha tha aur bol raha tha

Lun Se Lun Mila Lo

Chut Se Chut Mila Lo

pasand Nahi aaye to Free mai Chod du