If ever u feel overloaded by life, wife or work ….
Immediately go to the nearest “Biological Anxiety Relief” (BAR) center & place order for any 1 or more of the following Antidotes:
1. Wife Irritation Neutralizing Extract (WINE)
2. Refreshing Unique Medicine (RUM)
3. Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER)
4. Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen (VODKA)
5. Wife High Infusing Suspicion Killing Energy Yeast (WHISKEY)
This is issued in public interest
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Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them. ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Fill in the Blanks
1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
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1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE
Teacher requested that the understudies tell the most well-known word utilized by understudies as a part of a classroom.
All of a sudden an understudy got up and said “Can’t Sir”!
Splendid! You are correct, the teacher said!
A man strolls into a shop and sees a charming little canine.
He asks the retailer, “Does your canine chomp?”
The businessperson says, “No, my canine does not nibble.”
The man tries to pet the puppy and the pooch nibbles him.
“Ouch,” he says, “I thought you said your puppy does not chomp!”
The businessperson answers, “That is not my canine.” ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Dad brought a robot which slaps a person who lies.
Dad: son, where were you?
Son: School, robot slap. Son: film.
Dad- which one?
Son: sai baba, robot slap again. Son: “A” film
Dad: what? I have not seen such films, robot slaps dad.
Mom: forgive him dear after all he is your son, robot slaps mom!! ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Wife: remove my nighty.
Sardar: ok
Wife: remove my bra
Sardar: ok
Wife: remove my panty
Sardar: ok
wife: never wear my dress again. ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
A maths professor sent a sms to his wife.
Dear you are now 54 years old and unable to satisfy me,
Now I am with my 18 years old female student so I will be late tonight.
Wife replied: dear you’re also 54 years and unable to satisfy me,
Now I am with our driver who is also 18 years,
As you are mathematicians you know very well that…
18 goes into 54 many times more than 54 goes into 18 so don’t come tonight. ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Boy to a careless girl: I Love u !
Girl: Ha Ha
Boy: I will die for u !!
Girl: Ha Ha ha
Boy: I will buy a diamond ring for u
Girl: Awww.. really!! Promise ????
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Boy: HaHa Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
