Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi…
Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi, Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo.
Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha.
Larki: Sorakh par Ungli Phero mehsoos Hojae ga?
Larka: Wah! Ungli sey tou Andhere Mein Bhi Sorakh Mill Gaya.
Larki: Jan ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal do.
Larka: Poora Andar Chala Gaya.
UUf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein
PHONE KI PIN MOBILE MEIN LAGANA”
Girl ,… Love kaise karte hai ?
boy l pehle L ko khara karte hai
phir o dabate hai phir
v me dalte hai phir jab se
E ki awaz ati hai to samjo lov ho gaya
Ek din chate shab our unki bewi Sex kar rahe they. Sex karte-karte Chate shab ke biwe boli suno ji ab tumhe roj sex karna hay to mujhe roj 500 rupaye denay ho gay.
Chate sahb Bhadak kar bole oyy chut ke tum kya Call girl ho jo tumhe may 500 rupay dunga.
Ek Ladki Bus Mein Apne Boyfriend Ki Godh Mein Beithi Thi.
Ladki Ne Conductor Se Kaha: “Bus Dheere Chalao Jhatke Bahut Lagte Hai”
Conductor: “Oye Madam, Godi Mein Se Uth Ke Dekh Bus To Kab Se Khadi Hai“
Shadi Ki Pehli Raat Pati Apni Patni Ki Choot Ke Andar Ek Ungli Dalta Hai. Patni Sharmate Hue Kehti Hai: “Ek Ungli Aur Dalo Na” Pati: “Kyun Tune Seeti Bajani Hai?“
Suhagrat Ko Pati Ne Apni Patni Se Pyar Se Pucha: “Kya Mehsus Kar Rahi Ho?” Patni Boli: “Aaj Tak To TopUp* Mein Kaam Chalta Tha, Aaj Se Life Time Karwa Liya.”
Unke saath rehte hai par izhar kar nahi sakte,
Unse pyaar karte hai par keh nahi sakte,
Yeh kaisa pyaar hai mera,
Unhe chahkar bhi pa nahi sakte.
Ishq Mohobbat to sabhi karte hain,
Gum-e-Judai se woh sabhi darte hain.
Hum to na ishq karte hain,
Na mohobbat karte hain
bas apno ki ek smile ke liye SMS karte hain!!!.
Usne Kaha
Chand Khubsurt Hai Ya Mai?
Maine Kaha
Ye Mai Nahi Janta
Han Magar Jab Tumhe Dekhta Hon
To Chand Bhol Jata Hon
Or
Jab Chand Dekhta Hon Tum Yad Ate Ho
Har Subhah Teri Muskarati Rahe,
Har Sham Teri Gungunati Rahe,
DOST Tu Jise se bhi Mile,
Usko Har Pal Teri Yaad Aati Rahe
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