adult jokes

 Jokes on Women’s Intelligence in Hindi

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 Drinker Jokes Message

If ever u feel overloaded by life, wife or work ….

Immediately go to the nearest “Biological Anxiety Relief” (BAR) center & place order for any 1 or more of the following Antidotes:

1. Wife Irritation Neutralizing Extract (WINE)
2. Refreshing Unique Medicine (RUM)
3. Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER)
4. Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen (VODKA)
5. Wife High Infusing Suspicion Killing Energy Yeast (WHISKEY)

This is issued in public interest

🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Non Vej SMS For Whatsapp

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 Whatsapp Adult Jokes

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 Adult Hindi SMS

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 Dabble Meaning SMS In English

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1.BOO_S
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4.P_ N_S
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1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

 Non Vej Funny SMS In English

A Business Man Giving Used Condom To His Son To Use As Balloon,

After Bursting,

Giving It To His Daughter To Use As Hair Band. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Dabble Meaning English Jokes

Quote Of William Sexfear

In Today’s Relationship.

You Can Touch Each Other’s Private Parts,

But…

But You Can’t Touch Each Other’s Cell Phones.

Because They Are Sooo Private? 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Teacher Student Adult SMS

Teacher Lecturing: Sex K Time Condom Use Krne Se Enjoyment Me Fark Nhi Padta.

A Girl Says: Polytheen Mein Rasgulla Daal Ke Choos,
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Tab Pata Chalega… 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Teacher Students Funny Non Vej Jokes

Teacher: why did you laugh?

Boy: I saw one strap of your bra.

Teacher: get out of the class for 1 week.

Two boys laughed, Teacher: why did you laugh:

boys: I saw both straps. Teacher: get out for 1 month. She bent down to take chalk, jony started walking out.

Teacher: jony, why you are going out?

Jony: what I just saw I think my school days are over. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛