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Gal:I’m like radio,my mouth speaker,my left breast-tuner,right volume.
Man:Can I try?(touches breast)-no sound.
Girl:U ven’t plugged in yet!

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A man was lost on an island. He cut a tree and decided to make a boat. Suddenly he saw a girl and he used the tree for making bed.
Moral:A hole can change your goal.

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Teacher 2 girl: Which part of the body expands 5 times its normal size?
Girl: I can’t answer this one, I feel embarrassed.
Same question to a boy.
Boy: Pupil of Human Eye.

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Banta: What is a Mangalsutra?
Santa: It is a device to enjoy Kamasutra without Condom.
Banta: What is a Condom?
Santa: It is device to enjoy Kamasutra without Mangalsutra.

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Lady: I want 2 learn tennis.
Coach: Sure! Hold the racket as u hold ur husband’s penis.
Lady: OK.
Coach: No..no, M’am, get d racket out of the mouth.

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First Doc: I had sex with my patient. I’m feeling guilty
Second Doc: It happens in our profession. Take it easy yaar.
First Doc: Yeah, but I’m a Veterinary doctor.

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MBBS Final Exams, Question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a lady faints, we must 1st check her pu_ s _ . Only few students like me who wrote: Pulse Passed.

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Day: April 28, 2012

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