Day: April 28, 2012

 adult free sms jokes

Suh@agrat Ko Pati Biwi Ko Puri Jaan Laga K Thhok Rha Tha,Tabhi Patni Boli- Ab Lannd Daloge Bhi Ya Yuhi Ungli Karte Rahoge…

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boy-u r wearing red panty
girl-how do u know?
b-thanks 2 rajni eyecare
g-u r nt wearing underwear
b-hey u 2rajni eyecare
g-zip band kar pagal

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at sexy toy shop girl: duplicate pennis ka section kaha h?
clerck: waha pe.
G: wo redwala kitne ka h?
C: o hawas ki pujaran wo aag bujhane ka cylinder h.

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Old Man 1: My hands shake so badly, that I always cut my face while shaving.
Old Man 2: That’s nothing. While pissing yesterday, I masturbated twice!

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Teacher: “Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people’s lives?”

Little Johnny: Drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king.

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Santa came to bed with Cetrizine, Gelusil, Aspirin & water.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: It’s for your cold, acidity & headache.
Jeeto: But I don’t have any of them.
Santa: Fine, then let’s make love.

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Why do nursing homes give Viagra to their male patients? To keep them from rolling out of bed.

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Boy: Sweetheart, I Have Two Tickets Of English Movie. Wanna Come?
Girl: Which Movie?
Boy: `Condom Of Shailesh`.
Girl: You Idiot, it`s `Quantum Of Solace.`

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Pappu comes 2 his class with broken spectacles.
Teacher: What happened?
Pappu: I was kissing my girlfriend.
Teacher: But how did your spectacles break?
Pappu: She closed her legs

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Girl: What do u prefer? Breasts or Legs?
Santa: Pussy!
Girl slapped Santa & said, “This is not a whorehouse, this is a KFC counter.”