Baba Ramdev Ji Ek Din Yoga Karate Hue Logo Ko Samjha Rahe Thhe
Ramde: “Aj Ki Aurat Itne Kam Kapde Pehnti Hai Ki Taange, Peeth, Pura Badan Nanga Dikhta Hai, Yaha Tak Ki Bra Tak Kapdo Ke Ander Se Dikhti Hai”
Bheed Mein Se Santa Ki Awaj Aayi: “Baba Ji Aap Yoga Karvao, Lund Khada Mat Karvao“
A big Cock (Lund), Color white, Height 8 Inch, Wearing Rubber’s Chogha has been lost. I want to inform everybody that whoever found it, please take it to his gaand.
Go”SMS” Go to my dearest friend,
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IF he is busy then wait,
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OR “AGAR” FREE HO TO UN KE GAND MAIN GHUS JANA,
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OR TUB TAK HILLTY REHNA JUB TAK WO MUJHY
KOI ACHA SA SMS REPLY NA KERY
Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna lund dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?
Santa: Yaar meri biwi pani se bahut darti hai.
Banta: Achaa, wo kaise?
Santa: Kal mein jab ghar gaya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard ke saath baithi thi
Santa: Murge kaise diye?
Vendor: Rs 50, Rs 40 n Rs 10
Santa: Rs 10, itna sasta kyon?
Sir ise AIDS hai.
Santa: De do mujhe khana hai ga#d thodi marni hai!
Rah Chalti Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Ladka Shayari Ke Andaz Mein Bola
Ladka: “Kash Main Tumhare Hasen Honton Ki Lip Stick Hota”
Ladki Ne Huste Hue Jawab Diye
Ladki: “Shukar Karo Nahi Ho Warna Roz Kisi K “lun” Pe Lage Hotey.“
Baap: Kyun beta ladki pa$and aayi tumhe? Beta: Papa ladki toh bahut moti hai. Baap: beta ghar kitana bhi bada ho, darwaaja chota hi hota hai!
Wife 2 Dr :
Mera husband 300% nakara hy
Dr : how?
Wife :aik to lund khara ni hota
2nd ; unglian tootti hui hain
3rd : kal garam cheez kha kr apni zuban bhi jala li hy