Day: April 21, 2012

 latest adult hindi jokes

Chudi Chudai Ko kya Chode

jo kare badnam

Unchudi ko chode

jo jhuk kar kare Salam

 adult jokes in hindi language

Marte Hue Ek Budhe Ne Apne Sare Ghar Walo Ko Ikatha Kiya Aur Salah
Ladke Se: “Apni Umar Ki Ladki Se Jhuk Kar Mila Karo Jis Se Usko Lund Touch Na Ho”
Marte Hue Ek Budhe Ne Apne Sare Ghar Walo Ko Ikatha Kiya Aur Salah Dene Laga

Ladke Se: “Apni Umar Ki Ladki Se Jhuk Kar Mila Karo Jis Se Usko Lund Touch Na Ho”

Ladki Se: “Apni Bra Mein Hamesha Rui (Cotton) Jarur Rakha Kar Taki Nipples Na Dikh Sake”

Damad Se: “Chodne Or Khodne Mein Farak Samjho, Chodne Mein Jor Aur Khodne Mein Shor Karna Chahiye”

Bahu Se: “Gaand Marwane Se Bacche Paida Nahi Hote”

Agar Esa Hota To

“Uske Sabse Jyada Bache Hote Jo Abhi Is Joke Ko Padh Kar Hans Raha Hai“
Ladki Se: “Apni Bra Mein Hamesha Rui (Cotton) Jarur Rakha Kar Taki Nipples Na Dikh Sake”

Damad Se: “Chodne Or Khodne Mein Farak Samjho, Chodne Mein Jor Aur Khodne Mein Shor Karna Chahiye”

Bahu Se: “Gaand Marwane Se Bacche Paida Nahi Hote

 sms funny hindi jokes

Ladka Ladki Se Puchta Hai: “Jab Tum Ladkiya Susu Karti Ho To Seeti Ki Awaj Kyu Nikalti Hai”

Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Kyunki Hamare Pass Tum Logo Ki Tarha Silencer Nahi Laga Hota Na“

 hindi dirty adult jokes

Ladka Aur Ladki Jab First Meeting Karte Hai Unki Soch Ek Dusre Ke Liye Kya Hoti Hai.

Girl: “Kitna Sidha-Sadha Aur Bhola Ladka Hai”
Boy: “Kitni Sexy Bandi Hai, Boobs To Dekh Sali Ke”

Girl: “Kitna Nice Behaviour Hai”
Boy: “Gaand To Mast Hai Land Khada Ho Gaya”

Girl: “Dressing Style Bhi Zabardast Hai”
Boy: “Skirt Todi Aur Choti Hoti To Lund Khade Khade Ander Dal Deta”

Girl: “Agar Razi Ho Gaya To Isi Se Shadi Karungi”
Boy: “Bas Ek Bar Razi Ho Jaye, Chod Chod Ke Tasalli Bitha Dunga“

 adult dirty jokes in hindi

Jisay koyal samja benchod wo kawwa nikla Dosti k naam pe madarchod bharwa nikla Jo roka krte thay chodne se hamay Benchod un ki hi Jaib se condom nikla

 funny hindi jokes and sms

Malka ne chirag regra, us me se jin nika, Jin:kya hukum hai maray aaqa?? Malka:Meri pyaas bujha do, Jin:7up se ya 7?inch se

 hindi adult dirty jokes

Teacher In Class Mein Bacho Ko Bolti Hai

Teacher: “Write A Sentence Ending With Hand.”

Santa: “My Penis In Ur Hand”

Teacher Santa Ko Chanta Maarti Hai

Santa: “Sorry Mam, Main Pen Aur Is Ke Bich Mein Space Dena Bhul Gaya Thha“

 funny jokes sms in hindi

Pati Ka Sex Karne Ka Mood Thha Office Se Ghar Aate Hue Bazar Se Condom Le Aya

Ghar Aaya To Patni Ne Us Se Pucha

Patni: “Ye Condom Kitne Ka Hai?”

Husband: “10 Rupe Ka”

Patni: “Hey Bhagwan, Mehngayi To Dekho, Jab Main Saatvi Class Mein Thhi Tab 50 Paisi Ke 3 Aate Thhe“

 hindi sms funny jokes

Santa Ka Mood Bana Ki Aaj Omelet Khate Hai

Bazar Gaya Aur Jake Ek Anda Le Aya

Ghar Aake Omelet Banane Ke Liye Jaisi Hi Anda Toda To Anda Ander Se Khali Nikla

Santa Khundak Mein Bola: “Benchod Kamal Ho Gaya, Aaj Kal Ke Murge Bhi Lagta Hai Condom Pahnne Lag Gaye Hai“

 sms jokes in hindi funny

Santa Ke Pados Ki Ek Ladki Apni Maa Se Boli

Ladki: “Maa, Maine Aaj Santa Ko Bevkoof Banaya”

Maa: “Kaisi?”

Ladki: “Mene Uske 500 Rs Apne Sandle Ke Niche Chupa Liye Thhe”

Maa: “To?”

Ladki: “Wo 2 Gante Tak Meri Bra Mein Dhundta Raha