Day: June 7, 2016

 Romantic SMS

An ocean is for YOU, and waves are for ME.

The sky is for YOU, and stars are for ME.

The sun is for YOU, and light is for ME.

Everything is for YOU, and you are for ME.????

 Dirty English Joke

A young lady saw a man brimming with tattoo,

Nike on his arms,

Reebok on his legs,

she was shocked when saw helps in his sex organ,

He said: unwind when it augments,
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it gets to be Adidas..

 English Adult Funny Joke

A nigro man attended a night party without dress,

The man thought he was in black suit and told your suit is nice,
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but..
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tie is in the wrong place 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Husband Wife Funny Joke

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 Lalchi Bap

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???? ?? ?? ??? ?? ????… 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛