Following the time when YOU Came Into My Life,
I Am A Different Person Now.
I Smile More,
Snicker More
What’s more,
Feel So Loved.
On account of YOU.
I LOVE YOU ALOT SWEETHEART ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
What Is The Difference Between Sky And
Skirt.?โฆ โฆ ..
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Sky Covers The Whole Universe..
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Skirt Covers The Universal “HOLE”..! ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Boy: How much calcium is there in ladies’ Breasts?
Girl: I don’t have any thought..
yet it has enough calcium to push a Man’s boneless thing to standup! ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Boy:Hey would i be able to touch your programming?
Young lady: first show me your equipment?
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Boy: would i be able to introduce it in your framework?
Young lady: Okโฆ โฆ however cover it with antivirus, then introduce it.
Ek Ladke Aur Ladki Ka Bade Time Se Affair Chal Raha Thha, Ek Din Dono Bethe Apni Shadi Ke Bare Mein Baat Kar Rahe Thhe, Jismein Kuch Problems Aa Rahi Thhi.
Ladki: Kya Tum Mujhe Apni Familly Se Bhi Jyada Pyar Kar Sakte Ho?
Ladka: Nahin.
Ladki Hairan Hoke: Par Kyun?
Ladke Ne Use Bade Pyar Se Smjahte Hue Kaha: Jab Main Chhota Thha, Chalna Shuru Kiya Thha To Gir Jata Thha, Tab Mujhe Uthane Ke Liye Tum Nahi Meri Mom Hoti Thi.
Jab Main Bahar Jata Thha, To Meri Ungli Pakadne Wale Mere Dad Thhe, Tum Nahi.
Jab Main Bachpan Mein Rota Thha, To Tum Mujhe Toys (Khillone) Nahi Deti Thhi, Mere Bhai Aur Bahan Dete Thhe.
Meri Family Duniya Ki Har Cheez Se Jyada Keemti Hai Mere Liye.
Ladki Ye Sunkar Gusse Se Boli: Abe Chutiye… Bhosdi Ke…, Jab Jab Ye Tera Khada Hota Thha Na, Toh Marwaane Ke Liye Sirf Main Hi Aati Thhi, Koi Aur Nahin… Ab Jab Bhi Khada Ho Na Toh Maar Lena Unki Hi. ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Santa Clause seeing creature poo on street,
Stop supposes what is it might be?
Puts every one of his thoughts, then tastes,
it and says 2 himself thank god!
I didn’t not think about it. ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Law of discussion of affection,
Affection can nor be made or annihilated,
Be that as it may, can be exchanged from,
one sweetheart to another with some slag. ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
A sardar was attached to analyst books,
He generally read from the center,
Why ???????
Its twofold interesting….
It, constructs interest not just about its end,
Be that as it may, likewise its starting. ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Boyfriend Ne Apni Girlfriend Se Kaha!!
Tum Muje Kitna Pyar Krti Ho?
Girlfriend: Aarz Krti Hu!
Chaha Hai Jise Chahat Se jyada
Samjha Hai Jise Khud Se jyada
Bharosa Hai Jis Pr Sub Se jyada
Tu Hi Hai Wo Haram jyada.
Tujhe had se jada hum chahenge
Tujhe dil mein apne basayenge
Kar ke Iskq ka izhaar
Tujhe apna hum banayenge..