Day: June 29, 2016

 Very Cute Lines For Girlfriend

Lakh Bhula Ke Dekho Ham Dil Se Yaad Ayenge,

Honge Aapke Bahut Dost Ham Alag Nazar Ayege

Tum Pani Pi-pi Kar Thak Jana,

Ham Hichkiya Ban Ban Ke Satayege.

 Romantic Shayari For Wife

Hum Hawa Nahi Jo Fizao Me Kho Jaye

Waqt Nahi Jo Kuch Pal Me Guzar Jaye

Hum Mausam Bhi Nahi Jo Badal Jaye

Hum To Aansu Ki Tarah Hai,

Jo Khushiyo Me Milne Aaye,

Aur Gam Mein Bhi Saath Nibhaye.

 Best Love Shayri For Girlfriend In Hindi

Na Chaaho itna Hame Chahoton se dar Lagta hai,

Na Aao itna Kareeb Judai se Dar lagta hai,

Tumhari Wafaon pe Bharosa hai,

Magar Apne Nasseb se dar Lagta hai

 Love Best SMS In Hindi

Bhula Ke Mujhko Agar Tum Bhi Ho Salamat

To Bhula Ke Tujhko, Sambhalna Mujhe Bhi Aata Hai

Nahi Hai Meri Fitrat Mein Ye Aadat Warna

Teri Tarah Badalna Mujhe Bhi Aata Hai.

 Teacher Students Funny Non Vej Jokes

Teacher: why did you laugh?

Boy: I saw one strap of your bra.

Teacher: get out of the class for 1 week.

Two boys laughed, Teacher: why did you laugh:

boys: I saw both straps. Teacher: get out for 1 month. She bent down to take chalk, jony started walking out.

Teacher: jony, why you are going out?

Jony: what I just saw I think my school days are over. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Sex Poem Competition Funny Adult SMS

Guy: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine,

I can put mine in yours, but you can’t put yours in mine.

Girl: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine,

I know the length of yours but you will never know the depth of mine. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Salesgirl And Customer Funny Non Vej Joke

Customer: my wife needs a bra but I don’t know the size.

Salesgirl: touch my breast and try to calculate.

Customer: oh I forget he needs panties too. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Dirty SMS Jokes

A guy takes a girl to his room, throws down his paints and says…

Meet my little brother.

Girls pick up her bag on the way out says call me when he grows up. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Girlfriend Ke Nakhre After Friendship

Day 1 – Love Me, But Don’t Touch Me Ok
Day 2 – Touch Me, But Don’t Kiss Me You Understand
Day 3 – Kiss Me, But Or Kuch Mat Karna Please
Day 4 – Sab Kuch Kar Lo, Par Kisi Ko Batana Nahi
Day 5 – Sub Kuch Karo, Warna Sub Ko Bata Dun Gi Ke Tum Ko Kuch Nahi Aata. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Love Jokes On Girlfriend Boyfriend

Girlfriend To Boyfriend – Romantic andaaz mein, Ek baat poocho ?

Boyfriend – ha puchho…

Girlfriend – Tum Shaadi Ke Baad Bhi Mujhe Itna Hee Pyar Karoge….

Boyfriend – Kyon nahi mein to deewana hu shaadi-shuda aurton ka darling. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛