Day: June 24, 2016

 Heart Touching Hindi Love Shayri

Uske alfaz me is Kadar Noor Tha,

Ki UsKi Yaad Me Rona Bhi Manjur Tha,

Bewafa Bhi Nhi Keh Skte Usko,

Yaroo….

kyu ki Pyar To Humne Kiya Tha Wo To Bekasur tha.

 Broken Heart SMS In English

The Day Was the Last

The Day Was Gone

The Day Was Sad

The Day Made Me Mad

Because You Left My Heart.

 Adult Jokes In English 140

There are 2 sorts of hooks

first is cricket hook

and

second is brazer hook

first is utilized to send ball outside the boundary

and

second is to control balls inside the boundary. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 KBC Non Vej Funny Joke

Amitabh bachan in KBC

Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee

What is the colour of your wife’s underwear?

Option 1 : White

Option 2 : Grey

Option 3 : Black

Option 4 : Blue

Sardar jee : Can I phone a friend? 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Whatsapp Funny Hindi Jokes

Yar, ajkal Main bhot Pareshan hu.

Nend nhi aati?

Sukon bhi nhi?

Kisi kam me dil bhi nhi lagta?

Doctor ne mujhe kaha hai ki Ap ko,,,

.

.

Vitamin”SHE”

ki kami hai… 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 English Non Vej SMS

2 men went to fuck a young lady.

first turned out in the wake of fucking a young lady and said…

“My Wife is better”

second went in ,fuck a young lady… Came out and said…

You were correct, your Wife is better.. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Heart Break Love SMS In English

you promised to take care to me yet you hurt me,

you promised me to bring me bliss yet you brought me tears,

you promised me your Love however you gave me PAIN… ME?

I promised you Nothing however I gave you Everything!

 Heart Touching SMS In English

Love harms when you say a final farewell to somebody.

Harms considerably more when somebody parts ways with you But cherish harms

the most when the individual, you cherish has no clue how you feel.

 Sad SMS In English

Excellence doesn’t have intercourse yet cherish makes BEAUTY ;

BREAK everything except for never BREAK the HEART;

HEART is the music, PLAY it however never play WITH it.

 Happy Mansoon SMS In Hindi

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