Day: June 4, 2016

 Love SMS For Girlfriend

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 Funny Love SMS

Pappu: I love you!

Young lady: Phurrrr…

Pappu: I’ll even bite the dust for you.

Young lady: Phurrrr…

Pappu: I can’t survive without you.

Young lady: Phurrrr…

Pappu: I even purchased a jewel ring for you.

Young lady: Really?

Pappu: Phurrrrr… 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Teacher Pappu Funny Joke In English

Instructor: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ?

Pappu: Amritsar.

Instructor: Pappu, you are incorrect, you have to concentrate more on your studies.

Pappu: Please madam, would I be able to put forth a couple of inquiries.

Instructor: Yes, proceed.

Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ?

Educator: No.

Pappu: Do you know Preeto ?

Educator: No.

Pappu: Do you know Banto?

Educator: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these individuals and why do you ask ?

Pappu: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Non Vej Joke In Hindi

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 Hindi Non Vej SMS

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 Sharabi Funny Joke

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