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Pati Patni Jokes In Hindi

Pati patni mandir main!

Pati-tumne kya manga?

Patni-Ki aap aur main saat janam saath rahe.

Patni-Aur aapne.

Pati-Ye mera saatwa janam ho. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

Jon and Ron are brothers. Their teacher told them to write an essay about Dog. After checking the essays the teacher said,

‘Why both the essays are the same?’

Ron: Sir, our pet dog is same. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

Teacher :What happened in 1809?

Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.

Teacher :What happened in 1819?

Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years of age. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

I have a heart and that is valid,

Be that as it may, now it has gone from me to you,

So tend to it simply as I do,

Cause I have no heart and you have two.

I’m with you understanding this ,

Taking a gander at your eyes and your lips,

Touching your lips softly with my fingertips.

Having intercourse to

you in every kiss.