Pati Patni Jokes In Hindi
Pati patni mandir main!
Pati-tumne kya manga?
Patni-Ki aap aur main saat janam saath rahe.
Patni-Aur aapne.
Pati-Ye mera saatwa janam ho. ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Pati patni mandir main!
Pati-tumne kya manga?
Patni-Ki aap aur main saat janam saath rahe.
Patni-Aur aapne.
Pati-Ye mera saatwa janam ho. ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Jon and Ron are brothers. Their teacher told them to write an essay about Dog. After checking the essays the teacher said,
‘Why both the essays are the same?’
Ron: Sir, our pet dog is same. ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Teacher :What happened in 1809?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1819?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years of age. ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
I have a heart and that is valid,
Be that as it may, now it has gone from me to you,
So tend to it simply as I do,
Cause I have no heart and you have two.
I’m with you understanding this ,
Taking a gander at your eyes and your lips,
Touching your lips softly with my fingertips.
Having intercourse to
you in every kiss.