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Father & son went to medical store.
Father buy a pack of Condoms.
Son- whats this
Father- its medicine for killing rats.
Son- Oh bhenchod.! Chut me bhi chuhe!
Father & son went to medical store.
Father buy a pack of Condoms.
Son- whats this
Father- its medicine for killing rats.
Son- Oh bhenchod.! Chut me bhi chuhe!
VERY FUNNY QUOTE :
“Come like a Horse,
Sit like a Thief, and,
Go like a King..!!!”-
This slogan was written on a …
TOILET DOOR 😉
Land tum badhe chalo. Choot me ghuse chalo
Samne darar ho,
Gand ka pahad ho.
Land tum ruko nahi,
Land tum jhuko nahi.
Chut charmara uthe,
Jhant kasmasa uthe.
Agni sa dhadak dhadak,
Chut me sarak-sarak. Jab tak chut phate nahe,tab tak land hate nhi. Chut ko tu phad de, uske ander jhaad de. Land tum mahan ho, sarv shaktimaan ho. .
Husband : wife se kahata hai sex karane ke baad gullak me paise dalenge.
Kuchh din baad husband wife se kahata hai gullak kholte hai
Husband : maine 50 ke note dale thhe yeh 500/ kahaan se aaye ?
Wife : har koi tumhari tarah 50 ki note thodi hi dalata hai