Day: April 13, 2012

 free joke

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
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BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

 funny adult joke

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.

 adult humor joke

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

 great adult jokes

Girl:Its 2 tight
Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I cant,
Gal:Its painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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great adult jokes

 funny adult jokes sms

1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Lora tha.

Dost ne Pocha k ye kahan se lia hai?

Wo bola k Pahar k pas 1 baba betha hai us se jo mango daita hai,

lekin itna khayal rahy k wo ooncha sunta hai.

Dost baba k pas Gya aur bola baba ji Mujhe HEERAY ki Bori do.

Baba ne kuch parha to bori aa gai;

wo le kr jb neechay aaya to us main KHEERAY thay.

Us ne dost ko btaya k yar main ne to Heeray mangay thay Magar ye to Kheeray hain.

Dost ne jwab dia k ‘Tumhain btaya to tha k baba ooncha sunta hai;

Ab tujhy kia lgta hai k main ne 10 inch ka LORA manga tha??

 adult funny sms in hindi

AIK LERKA LERKI SAY: MAY KUNVARI LERKIYOON SAY SEX NAHI KERTA
LERKI : WOH KIYOO
LERKA : KYOON K MUJHAY KHOON KHARABA PASAND NAHI HAI

 awesome jokes for adults

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

 adult sms in punjabi

Pahari
Humare Paharon Ma
“I Luv U” Bolo Tu Awaaz Aata Ha
“Luv U. Luv U”

Punjabi:
Ae Keri Gal Ae
Saaday Pind Vich Awaz Maro
“Teri Maa Di.”
Te Vapas Awaz Aandi Ae
“Teri Pehen Di”
“Teri Niki Di”
“Teri Waddi Di”.

 funny adult joke

Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.

 awesome jokes for adults

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6″ long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words