Day: April 12, 2012

 nonveg adult sms

Saali-Jijaji is paheli ka jawab do,
Masal Masal ke khada kiya aur thook laga ke Ghusa diya..
Jija- Maar khayegi,
Sali-Aarre Jijaji SUI ME DHAGA…Aap bi..

 adult sms jokes

Doctor to Female : Kya aap delivery ke time baache ke pita ko apne paas dekhna chahenge? Female : Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte!!! **************************************** Ek rangile ne apne girlfriend ke kuch jyada hi kareeb aane ki koshish

 latest adult sms

Father: Tum meri beti ko kab se pyar karte ho..? Boy: 4 mahine se.. Fathar: Main kese yaqeen kar lun..? Boy: 5 mahine baad khud hi yaqeen aa jae ga:-

 adult sms 140

Ek baar ek bandar ne insaan se pooncha.. “tum mein aur mujh mein kya fark hai?” Insaan bola “Tum daal par uchhalte ho.. hum daal kar uchhalte hain

 punjabi adult sms

Girl to teacher: Sir, class de sare munde meinu bhua bhua kehnde ne.

Teacher: Kon kon ehnu bhua kehnda hai, hath kada karu.

Sante to bina sab ne hath kada kar lita.

Teacher: Sante, tu ehnu bhua nahi kehda?

Santa: Sir, mein te ehna sab da FUFFARH han.

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Bhikhari: Saab, coffee peen vaste 20 Rs de do.

Saab: Par coffee te 10 Rs di aandi a.

Bhikhari: Naal girlfriend vi a.

Saab: Wah! bhikahri ho ke girlfriend vi bana lai a.

Bhikhari: Nahi saab, girlfriend ne bhikhari bana dita a

 adult jokes sms

TENDULKER.wife k sath sex karte hue:
Darling pitch sahi nhi Ghas buhat hai
short nahi lag rahay,
Wife:Jhoot mat bolo
abhi isi pitch per AFRIDI century maar k gaya.

 free adult sms

IK JHALAK HI KAFI HOTI HEY TERI
DIL KO DEEWANA BANANEY KEY LIYE
TUMNEY ITNI BARI SHALWAR PEHEN LI
ITNI CHOTI SI CHEEZ CHUPANEY KE LIYE

 adult sms messages

Na hum aids say dartay hain,
na hi condum say keraty hain,

hum to duniya say dartay hain,
is lia haath say keraty hain,

**HAPPY MUTH DAY*

 adult funny sms

son saw a parents having sex”dad whats up? DAD:tere maa may petrol bhar raha hoon.

son :mom ki average check karien,raat ko uncle bhi tank full ker kay gain hain”

 dirty adult sms

Man: Sex ho jaye?
Wife: No.
Man: Jewellary le dunga.
Wife: No.
Man: Car le dunga.
Wife: No, No, No.
Beta so raha tha, bich me bola, Meri marlo, Cycle la dena.