Day: April 11, 2012

 clean jokes adults

What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

 sms

Na Main Tumhe Khona Chahta Hu
Na Teri Yaad Me Rona Chahta Hu
Jab Tak Jinndgi Hai Main Hamesa Tumhare Sath Rahunga
Bas Yahi Baat Tumse Kahna Chahta Hu…

 diwali hindi sms

Kumkum bhare kadmon se,
Aaye Laxmi Jee apke dwaar,
Sukh sampati mile aapko apar,
Deepawali kisubhkamnain kare sweekar.
Happy Deepawali

 funny hindi sms shayari

Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi…
Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi, Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo.
Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha.
Larki: Sorakh par Ungli Phero mehsoos Hojae ga?
Larka: Wah! Ungli sey tou Andhere Mein Bhi Sorakh Mill Gaya.
Larki: Jan ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal do.
Larka: Poora Andar Chala Gaya.
UUf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein
“HEADPHONE KI PIN MOBILE MEIN LAGANA”

 hindi dirty sms

Nahi plz

Neeche mat jao na

Kuch ho jaye ga

Plz

Dekho aisa mat karo

Maan jao na plz

Warna

â?¦Ho jaye ga

Plz mat jao

Aaah

Dekha

Ho gaya na

SMS Khatam

 hindi birthday sms

Ugta hua Suraj dua de aapko,
khilta hua phool Khushbu de aapko,
Mai to kuch de nahi sakta,
Dene wala Lambi umar de aapko…
*Happy Birth Day

 adult jokes sms

What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?

The naughty wind blows the girl’s skirt high (Good luck)

but at the same time

Dust falls into the boy’s eyes (Bad luck)

 hindi shayari

Koi khat nahi, koi khabar nahi,
apko shayad rishte ki kadar nahi,
hum to apko yaad karte hai har sans k sath,
shayad apko hamari sanson ki koi fikar nahi…

 funny jokes for adults

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

 adult joke sms

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.