Day: April 9, 2012

 adult joke sms

Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves the left & the right The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it.

 new adult jokes

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6? long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

 filthy adult jokes

Do you like maths,
if so add a bed,
subtract ur clothes,
divide your legs and
can we multiply?

 one liner jokes adults

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.

 funny dirty adult jokes

Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar. Viru: nahi Basantiin kutto ke samne chaddi mat utarna. Basanti: Viru dar mat maine chaddi pahni hi nahi hai…

 adult short jokes

Sex is a sensation caused by temptation,
when a man puts his location in a woman’s destination,
did U understand the explination or
would U like a demonstration?

 short funny adults jokes

Man said passionately: Will you marry me? My father is a millionaire and 93 years old. He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say? She said nothing but a week later, she became his mother!

 one liner adult jokes

PHILOSOPHY : small things hurt a lot Example : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin…

 funny short adult jokes

Life is like a P–nIS. Sometimes up somtms down, smtms hard smtms soft, smtms small smtms big, smtmms in smtms out. So enjoy da PE-iS….OOOps, I mean life.

 adult sms jokes

Utility of Mangalsutra?

Licence 2 enjoy Kamasutra without Condom..

Whats the utility of a Condom?

Licence to enjoy Kamasutra without the Mangalsutra…