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Girl & Boy Dubble Meaning Jokes

Girl: what do you like in me?

Boy: those two balls having black dots in center.

Girl: you rascal are you with me for that?

Boy: yes, I like your eyes. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

A Boy and animal went to stream to wash up.

As he evacuated his garments all animal snickered at him.

He asked: why are you chuckling at me?

Animal: your tails in front. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

Young ladies petitioned god why you don’t make kid’s sex organ more lovely.

God: no chance,

however I made it terrible,

you suck it; in the event that I made it wonderful you will eat it 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

A hot and appealing female worker meets her Boss and says….

sir will you expel something from my bosom?

Boss: what?

Young lady: your eyes 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

BOSS : Okay folks, today we are going to play an amusement… ..

When I say a name of the organic product, you hurried to the right half of the lobby… .

Furthermore, when I say any shading, you rushed to one side of the corridor… .

One who keeps running on wrong side won’t get the augmentation…

got it ?

Employees : Yes Boss, Got it.

BOSS : Okay… Ready, Set…

“ORANGE” !

Employees : ?????? 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

Spouse discovered his significant other’s old school report card

FAINTED ?

The remark composed… .

“most dutiful and calm understudy” 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛