Month: July 2016

 Funny English Jokes

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
“Order ! Order !”

SANTA:
“1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !”

JUDGE:
“Shut Up !”

SANTA:”No,No..7-Up! 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Santa Adult Punjabi Joke In Hindi

Santa ek baar ek ladki ke saath sex karne laga.

Ladki: santa ka private saman dekh kar boli “itna bada”

Santa khushi se bola: “O ji hum punjabi hain hamara to sub kuch hi bada hota hai”

Jab ladki ne apni salwaar utaari to santa uski choot dekh kar bola “Oye! Tusi vi punjabi ho 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 English SMS For Love

Temperance of genuine romance is not finding

the ideal individual

in any case

adoring the defective individual impeccably.. !

 Love SMS For Boyfriend

The Best Gift you Got in Your life is

“Discovering somebody

who knows every one of Your Mistakes ‘n Weaknesses

furthermore, still considers

You’re totally Amazing”.. !!

 Cute Love Shayri For Girlfriend

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 Best Love Shayari For Girlfriend

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 Romantic Panjabi Shayari

Zindagi Nu Pyaar Assi Tere To Jyada Nahi Karde,

Kise Hor Te Aitbar Assi Tere To Jyada Nahi Karde,

Tu Jee Sake Mere Bin Eh Ta Changi Gall Hai Sajjna,

Par Assi Jee Lavange Tere Bin Eh Vaada Nahi Karde.

 Dabble Meaning SMS In English

Fill in the Blanks

1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
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Ans

1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

 Mohabbat Shayri For GF

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 “I Miss You” Hindi SMS For Girlfriend

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