Love SMS For Girlfriends
Individuals may inquire as to whether Love is something to battle for,
be that as it may, when I think about your affection, I am prepared for even a war.
Individuals may inquire as to whether Love is something to battle for,
be that as it may, when I think about your affection, I am prepared for even a war.
My affection is certifiable that is certain,
as is yours, white and unadulterated.
You’re cherishing favor that pretty face,
nobody will ever assume your position!
Pretty twists of luxurious hair and
Delicate body smooth as the child’s feet,
Basically powerful.
Not certain in the event that it is love or desire,
however, it is essentially irreversible.
Never kiss a police lady,
She will say stop-hands up,
Never kiss a medical attendant she will say next kindly
Kiss an Teacher she will say rehash it 5 times. π π π π π π π π
A Business Man Giving Used Condom To His Son To Use As Balloon,
After Bursting,
Giving It To His Daughter To Use As Hair Band. π π π π π π π π
Quote Of William Sexfear
In Todayβs Relationship.
You Can Touch Each Otherβs Private Parts,
Butβ¦
But You Canβt Touch Each Otherβs Cell Phones.
Because They Are Sooo Private? π π π π π π π π
Ek Husband Wife Ne sex Ka Code Bana Rakha Tha – Phone Karna Hai
Pati – Beta Mammy Se Kaho Papa Ko Urgent Phone Karna Hai
Patni – Papa Ko Bolo Abhi Phone Nahi Kar Sakte Network Kharab Hai
Theek Hone Me 4 Se 5 Din Lagenge
Pati – Beta Mammy Ko Bolo Agar Network Kharab Hai To Papa
Public Phone Se Call Kar Lenge
Patni – Beta Papa Ko Bolo Khabardar Agar Aisa Kiya To Mammy
Ghar Par Hi Call Centre Khol Lengi. π π π π π π π π
Santa Subha Utha Aur Usne Dekha Ki Uski Biwi Usse Kahi Nahi Dikh Rahi.
Kuch Der Baad Padosi Ne Bataya Ki Uski Biwi Uske Driver Ke Saath Bhag Gayi.
Pados Walo Ne Santa Se Pucha: Santa Ji Abb Kya Kroge?
Santa Beparwahi Se: Karna Kya Hai Gadi Apne Aap Chalaya Karunga Bas.. π π π π π π π π
Teacher Lecturing: Sex K Time Condom Use Krne Se Enjoyment Me Fark Nhi Padta.
A Girl Says: Polytheen Mein Rasgulla Daal Ke Choos,
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Tab Pata Chalega… π π π π π π π π
Suhaagrat Ki Raat Ko Dulha-Dulhan Se Puchhta Hai.
Dulha: βSach-Sach Bata Kabhi Kiya Hai Ki Nahi?β
Dulhan: βNahi Jaanu, Kabhi Kiya Nahi, Bas Hamesha Karwaya Hai.. π π π π π π π π