Day: July 4, 2016

 Love SMS For Girlfriends

Individuals may inquire as to whether Love is something to battle for,

be that as it may, when I think about your affection, I am prepared for even a war.

 Best Love SMS In English

My affection is certifiable that is certain,

as is yours, white and unadulterated.

You’re cherishing favor that pretty face,

nobody will ever assume your position!

 Love SMS Messages To Girlfriend

Pretty twists of luxurious hair and

Delicate body smooth as the child’s feet,

Basically powerful.

Not certain in the event that it is love or desire,

however, it is essentially irreversible.

 English Joke On Kiss

Never kiss a police lady,

She will say stop-hands up,

Never kiss a medical attendant she will say next kindly

Kiss an Teacher she will say rehash it 5 times. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Non Vej Funny SMS In English

A Business Man Giving Used Condom To His Son To Use As Balloon,

After Bursting,

Giving It To His Daughter To Use As Hair Band. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Dabble Meaning English Jokes

Quote Of William Sexfear

In Today’s Relationship.

You Can Touch Each Other’s Private Parts,

But…

But You Can’t Touch Each Other’s Cell Phones.

Because They Are Sooo Private? 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Hot Funny SMS In Hindi

Ek Husband Wife Ne sex Ka Code Bana Rakha Tha – Phone Karna Hai

Pati – Beta Mammy Se Kaho Papa Ko Urgent Phone Karna Hai

Patni – Papa Ko Bolo Abhi Phone Nahi Kar Sakte Network Kharab Hai

Theek Hone Me 4 Se 5 Din Lagenge

Pati – Beta Mammy Ko Bolo Agar Network Kharab Hai To Papa

Public Phone Se Call Kar Lenge

Patni – Beta Papa Ko Bolo Khabardar Agar Aisa Kiya To Mammy

Ghar Par Hi Call Centre Khol Lengi. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Santa Funny Jokes In Hindi

Santa Subha Utha Aur Usne Dekha Ki Uski Biwi Usse Kahi Nahi Dikh Rahi.

Kuch Der Baad Padosi Ne Bataya Ki Uski Biwi Uske Driver Ke Saath Bhag Gayi.

Pados Walo Ne Santa Se Pucha: Santa Ji Abb Kya Kroge?

Santa Beparwahi Se: Karna Kya Hai Gadi Apne Aap Chalaya Karunga Bas.. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Teacher Student Adult SMS

Teacher Lecturing: Sex K Time Condom Use Krne Se Enjoyment Me Fark Nhi Padta.

A Girl Says: Polytheen Mein Rasgulla Daal Ke Choos,
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Tab Pata Chalega… 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Husband Wife Adult Jokes

Suhaagrat Ki Raat Ko Dulha-Dulhan Se Puchhta Hai.

Dulha: “Sach-Sach Bata Kabhi Kiya Hai Ki Nahi?”

Dulhan: “Nahi Jaanu, Kabhi Kiya Nahi, Bas Hamesha Karwaya Hai.. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛