Day: July 2, 2016

 Adult SMS In Hindi In long Type

Ek Ladka bike se Aunty ko ghar chhodne ja raha tha.

Jab bhi aunty ke boobs uski peeth se lagte,

wo kehta : “Na pintu na, ye aunty he.

Ghar pahooch ke Aunty boli :

Tu kis pintu ke sath baat kar raha tha?

Ladka sharma ke bola : aapke nipples bar bar takra rhe the,

Mera penis bar bar khada ho raha tha, to

me use samajha raha tha ke pintu

khada na ho, yeh to Aunty hai.

Aunti boli : Dhutt pagle, Aunty to mai teri hu,
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Pintu ki nahi…. chal andar ! 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Best English Funny Jokes

Dad brought a robot which slaps a person who lies.

Dad: son, where were you?

Son: School, robot slap. Son: film.

Dad- which one?

Son: sai baba, robot slap again. Son: “A” film

Dad: what? I have not seen such films, robot slaps dad.

Mom: forgive him dear after all he is your son, robot slaps mom!! 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Sardar Ji Non Vej Jokes In English

Wife: remove my nighty.
Sardar: ok
Wife: remove my bra
Sardar: ok
Wife: remove my panty
Sardar: ok
wife: never wear my dress again. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Husband Wife Funny Adult SMS In English

A maths professor sent a sms to his wife.

Dear you are now 54 years old and unable to satisfy me,

Now I am with my 18 years old female student so I will be late tonight.

Wife replied: dear you’re also 54 years and unable to satisfy me,

Now I am with our driver who is also 18 years,

As you are mathematicians you know very well that…

18 goes into 54 many times more than 54 goes into 18 so don’t come tonight. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Adult Jokes In English

Girl: my right leg is lunch and left leg is dinner,

what you will like to have?

Boy: I would like to have snacks between lunch and dinner. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Santa Banta Jokes

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 First Night SMS In Hindi

Shadi ki 1st night

Dulha- Hamesha Puja krna,

Vrat rakhna,

Daan dena

Sabse pyar se bolna.

Dulhan pareshan ho ke bahar gayi aur boli-

Sab andar ajao,

andar SATSANG ho raha hai! 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Dabble Meaning Jokes In Hindi

Girl : Are itna bada muh me kese lungi.
Boy : Jaldi se muh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapde geele ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na ye Gol Gappe tum he kahoo. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Husband Wife Funny SMS

Patni Ko Begum Kyu Kehte Hai?

Jawab: Kyonki Shaadi Karne Ke Baad Sare Gum To,

Pati Ke Hisse Mein Aa Jate Hai,

Isliye Patni Be-Gum Ho Jati Hai! 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Pati Patni Best Jokes

Patni(Tare Dikhte huye): Batao Wo Kon Si Chiz He Jo Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Par Tod Nahi Sakte?

Pati: Me Nahi Bataunga.

Patni: Bolo Na Plz.

Pati: Tera MUHH.. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛